If they were any bigger, they would most likely eat us for lunch, and then some other species would have to marvel at just *how* fucking cute they actually are, in spite their astonishingly bad taste in food sources...
I needed a place to get this out, and as much as I love getting comments and whatnot, you don’t have to for this.
I’m burnt the fuck out and scared with an anxiety attack finally calming the hell down.
Late to work to host a day camp party. Bus blew a tire and was therefore running horrifyingly late. Literally ran from bus stop to work to find party already going on, which sparked anxiety attack. Helped with party, went to leave and realized I never clocked in. So I’m not going to be paid for that hour.
As I’m leaving—with my glasses perched on my head-1i thought I saw a coworker I could talk to for a bit. So I put my whole-ass foot in my mouth and THEN realized this was a woman interviewing for a job. Fuck me.
I’m gonna end up with this weekend off. Knew that. Thought I could get a friend to pick me up for the weekend, but hell no. I close Friday night and open Monday.
So I’m broken, broke, and I can’t cry anymore. I’m scared shitless for a bunch of reasons plus more I can’t identify properly. It’s like…everything falling apart and all I can do is watch from the inside.
I appreciate the thought, but I couldn't. It was one thing to ask for help after my strokes last year, but I couldn't make a gfm page because of depression and anxiety issues. I deeply appreciate the suggestion though :)
I will say that if you're wanting to help, check out my profile page. I may be hesitant about publicly asking for help, but I'm still grateful when kindness is offered.
B4 you start praising Ralph Norman for voting to investigate Epstein, read up on him. He's a POS whose only saving grace may be that he doesn't want to have sex with kids. Or maybe he does, but he knew there were enough NO votes that his YES vote wouldn't matter, you know, to throw us off the scent.
I think repubs keep a duty list of whose turn it is to vote with the dems ( or at least in a way that serves Americans well), to earn brownie points against future abominations
Those two prolly goet first dibs, but you also see other congresscritters no one's ever heard of who pop up now and then to do the " right thing" on cue.
"It’s just “Cultural Marxism” reheated: vague enough to mean nothing, ominous enough to frighten the gullible, and convenient enough to excuse never having to engage with reality."
Please to underscore that in his speech at the Faith Luncheon, he told these "People of Faith" that if they lost money their wives would leave them, and they LAUGHED.
Also, that a SWIMMER was injured in a race with a trans athlete because of "massive windburn" when the trans athlete "blew right past her". First, I assume that he's talking about the swimmer who TIED for FIFTH with the trans athlete, so there's no "blowing right past her" there. Also, massive windburn from someone swimming in the next lane? I propose that nobody has EVER had massive windburn from someone close to them swimming fast. I wouldn't get massive windburn if a dolphin swam past me. This is not something that has ever happened in human kind.
Fascinating critters, nudibranchs. Your hed gif source here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/the-nudibranch-from-okinawa
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/f9e97833-031d-4f5c-9d93-200598f27e2e?utm_source=share
Am I wrong in the assumption that Nudibranchs are made up entirely of fluorescent testicles?
Do nudibranches wear Nudie suits?
They stole them from Buddy Miles while *he* was doing time for stealing them.
If they’re in the Flying Nudibranch Brothers
Nature is weird and wonderful and colorful. And so often, very, very small.
If they were any bigger, they would most likely eat us for lunch, and then some other species would have to marvel at just *how* fucking cute they actually are, in spite their astonishingly bad taste in food sources...
"Honey, what's that you're doing on your computer?"
"I'm looking at gorgeous nudibranchs on something called 'TABS.'"
"You turn that filth off and get in here right this minute, young man, or your father's going to hear about this."
I can't believe we are lucky enough to live in a world where nudibranchs exist!
Nudibranch? Sounds obscene...
Or, a new and intriguing type of banking...
Are you here to make a deposit or a withdrawal? I'm just the asker, not the teller.
Making sexy bank jokes is hard.
Bonus point for the final pun.
I love the Blue Dragon variety.
I am in the Never-Nudi Branch.
These days, me too.
I've always been willing to go along with what you put up, but not this time! FRAUD!
Admit it! You asked AI to give you a clown fish and this is as close as it could get.
Now you take that back! I guessed, correctly!, that it was a nudibranch before I even looked at the answer.
🤭
Surprisingly, of the four branches of U.S Government, the nudi branch is not the most spineless.
you may call it a nudibranch, but I call it a cuddle fish... :)
The name doesn't do justice to the critter...
That's a gorgeous wee beastie
Hands in wetsuit pockets. Don’t touch.
Is tiny Balloon Aminal!
Cutie nudie!
It’s wearing an adorable clown suit!
"I'd say, 'First Lady, I had the most wonderful talk with Vladimir.' " He can't remember her name?
It looks like Trump has staff infections across the top of his nose in that photograph.
Cory Mills will fit in with his new neighbors when he moves into a van down by the Potomac,
I needed a place to get this out, and as much as I love getting comments and whatnot, you don’t have to for this.
I’m burnt the fuck out and scared with an anxiety attack finally calming the hell down.
Late to work to host a day camp party. Bus blew a tire and was therefore running horrifyingly late. Literally ran from bus stop to work to find party already going on, which sparked anxiety attack. Helped with party, went to leave and realized I never clocked in. So I’m not going to be paid for that hour.
As I’m leaving—with my glasses perched on my head-1i thought I saw a coworker I could talk to for a bit. So I put my whole-ass foot in my mouth and THEN realized this was a woman interviewing for a job. Fuck me.
I’m gonna end up with this weekend off. Knew that. Thought I could get a friend to pick me up for the weekend, but hell no. I close Friday night and open Monday.
So I’m broken, broke, and I can’t cry anymore. I’m scared shitless for a bunch of reasons plus more I can’t identify properly. It’s like…everything falling apart and all I can do is watch from the inside.
It doesn't solve everything, but if you set up a GoFundMe and give us the link, I will gladly contribute.
I appreciate the thought, but I couldn't. It was one thing to ask for help after my strokes last year, but I couldn't make a gfm page because of depression and anxiety issues. I deeply appreciate the suggestion though :)
Okay, but I would be happy to help. Anxiety and depression are not trivial matters.
I will say that if you're wanting to help, check out my profile page. I may be hesitant about publicly asking for help, but I'm still grateful when kindness is offered.
I hear you, sweetheart! What a time you're going through. This is just awful!
((((Cajun Kid))))
SUCK IT, Elno Muskrat, you ugly, know nothing know it all, fascist capitalist pig! 😂
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/07/byd-has-caught-up-with-tesla-in-the-global-ev-race-heres-how/
Love ya, comrades. 😘 Keep the "faith". ✌🏿 Thanks fer Da Tabs, Lord Evan of Hurst.
And all hail the infinitely beautiful and immaculately talented Lady Rebecca of Schoenkompf!🫡
"The Republican-controlled House Rules Committee voted to block the release of the Epstein files last night."
I'm confused. Yesterday they said there *were* no Epstein files, so how can they vote to block their release?
After all, they couldn't possibly have been *lying* about the non-existence of those files! Not the Trump administration!!
The Vogue article was brilliant.
Great tabs, Evan - just read the one about ‘woke’ and it’s so smart. Thank you.
"The Republican-controlled House Rules Committee voted to block the release of the Epstein files last night."
Didn't the Catholic Church attempt this kind of cover-up too? That worked out so well for them.
"I'd get home, I'd say, First Lady, I had the most wonderful talk with Vladimir. I think we're finished."
Jesus F. Criminy on a bloody pick. I feel like I understand much better what's behind those Hall of Horror Xmas decorations.
Probably forgot her name. Pretty sure these days she's just the creepy lady he sees in the hallways sometimes.
Is she even in Washington?
Or Florida?
She's in the window, looking down at us right now!
Tim’s BUSH PALS!!! Tim is part of it
Charlie Kirk obeying PAB's command to stop Epstein-ing is one thing, but this is not over until Laura Loomer opts out.
B4 you start praising Ralph Norman for voting to investigate Epstein, read up on him. He's a POS whose only saving grace may be that he doesn't want to have sex with kids. Or maybe he does, but he knew there were enough NO votes that his YES vote wouldn't matter, you know, to throw us off the scent.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Norman
Ick! No thanks. I don't need to know any more about any R rep.
I think repubs keep a duty list of whose turn it is to vote with the dems ( or at least in a way that serves Americans well), to earn brownie points against future abominations
Yup. I think you're referring to Collins and Murkowski: Do they flip a coin to see who gets to pretend to be a good human and vote for the people?
Those two prolly goet first dibs, but you also see other congresscritters no one's ever heard of who pop up now and then to do the " right thing" on cue.
From that essay on "woke" via Circus:
"It’s just “Cultural Marxism” reheated: vague enough to mean nothing, ominous enough to frighten the gullible, and convenient enough to excuse never having to engage with reality."
https://www.notesfromthecircus.com/p/the-weird-pathologies-of-the-right
Please to underscore that in his speech at the Faith Luncheon, he told these "People of Faith" that if they lost money their wives would leave them, and they LAUGHED.
Also, that a SWIMMER was injured in a race with a trans athlete because of "massive windburn" when the trans athlete "blew right past her". First, I assume that he's talking about the swimmer who TIED for FIFTH with the trans athlete, so there's no "blowing right past her" there. Also, massive windburn from someone swimming in the next lane? I propose that nobody has EVER had massive windburn from someone close to them swimming fast. I wouldn't get massive windburn if a dolphin swam past me. This is not something that has ever happened in human kind.