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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

They are, but they're just immortal, that's all. So whatevs, punish away, Aetna will live forever, feasting on the marrow of your progeny.

bobbert's avatar

Corporations have an ironclad "affluenza" defense.

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My candidate market explodes with delight!

bobbert's avatar

Darwinian jurisprudence -- conservative court acts in such a way as to enhance its chances of being replicated in the next generation.

And, by the way, fuck you, Kennedy and O'Connor. You created this mess.