Highly esteemed car robber and arsonist Darrell Issa is taking a moment's break from his hectic schedule of arresting the president for purposely giving guns to Mexican gangsters so the UN can implement gun control in Colorado, and focusing on what really matters: naming the oceans after a great man whose main claim to fame was being married to
I know quite a few Mormons, who are nice people. I've also read most of their theological literature, which is roughly as unbelievable as the Old Testament, but one thing that stands out is the Mormon precedence of holy scripture.
And that is
1. The Book of Mormon 2. The Doctrines and Covenants (D&C's, I have to laff) 3. The Pearl of Great Price 4. The Old Testament (as "reinterpreted"* by Joe Smith) 5. The New Testament
* "reinterpreted" means inventing some new bits of Isaiah that appear to foretell the LDS.
If Rmoney does win the election, and chooses to be sworn in on, say, a regular OT/NT Bible instead of the BoM, it will say a lot about weaselness. There is absolutely no doubt that the BoM outranks the conventional Bible in Mormon theology.
Thank you, JustPixels. I'm going to beat the shit out of this fact that I already knew, but wasn't paying attention to.
To satisfy Issa's odd Reagan fetish, I suggest a simpler approach: take a bronze bust of the Gipper and jam it straight up his ass. (Remember to remove his head first!)
Would you rather... listen to Issa, or to Gohmert? watch Mittens act 'normal', or pay homage to Ronaldus Dumbus? drown in shit, or burn alive?
[And no looking at your neighbor's answers.]
"Honey! Did you remember to Reagan the Reagan?" "Which Reagan, the one in the Reagan room, or the one in the ... other Reagan room?"
This would fail to follow the principles of the Free Market. Instead offer naming rights for a short period of years to raise revenue for our oil wars: <i>Gulf of British Petroleum Exxon Bay, Alaska Union Oil Channel, California</i>
&quot;Didn&#039;t have to. It had already Reaganed itself&quot;.
Haha
I live near Yosemite. Red, yes, but even here I think Issa would have trouble.
This is, in fact, a fabulous parenthetical.
I know quite a few Mormons, who are nice people. I&#039;ve also read most of their theological literature, which is roughly as unbelievable as the Old Testament, but one thing that stands out is the Mormon precedence of holy scripture.
And that is
1. The Book of Mormon 2. The Doctrines and Covenants (D&amp;C&#039;s, I have to laff) 3. The Pearl of Great Price 4. The Old Testament (as &quot;reinterpreted&quot;* by Joe Smith) 5. The New Testament
* &quot;reinterpreted&quot; means inventing some new bits of Isaiah that appear to foretell the LDS.
If Rmoney does win the election, and chooses to be sworn in on, say, a regular OT/NT Bible instead of the BoM, it will say a lot about weaselness. There is absolutely no doubt that the BoM outranks the conventional Bible in Mormon theology.
Thank you, JustPixels. I&#039;m going to beat the shit out of this fact that I already knew, but wasn&#039;t paying attention to.
I do like the Ronald Wilson Reagan National Debt.
We can but hope.
The Goof of Reagan?
I don&#039;t have a very high opinion of Bristol Palin&#039;s cunt, but this seems unneccessarily abusive.
Unfortunately, TANJ.
To satisfy Issa&#039;s odd Reagan fetish, I suggest a simpler approach: take a bronze bust of the Gipper and jam it straight up his ass. (Remember to remove his head first!)
Would you rather... listen to Issa, or to Gohmert? watch Mittens act &#039;normal&#039;, or pay homage to Ronaldus Dumbus? drown in shit, or burn alive?
[And no looking at your neighbor&#039;s answers.]
&quot;Honey! Did you remember to Reagan the Reagan?&quot; &quot;Which Reagan, the one in the Reagan room, or the one in the ... other Reagan room?&quot;
Elected, hell .... in the GOP, he couldn&#039;t get the nomination. Probably be booed off the stage in the &quot;debates&quot;.
Issa had best stay out of NYC -- he&#039;d be set upon and dismembered.
This will have exactly the same impact as renaming National Airport.
This would fail to follow the principles of the Free Market. Instead offer naming rights for a short period of years to raise revenue for our oil wars: <i>Gulf of British Petroleum Exxon Bay, Alaska Union Oil Channel, California</i>