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Okee...wind turbines "cause cancer," so we must pump more delicious CO into the atmosphere?

For our health?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Okee....

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"a meal of chopped steak at his Mar-a-Lago Club and resort in Florida"

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It was a Salisbury Steak TV dinner, wasn't it?

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Ta, Dok. TFG hates wind because, like rain, it messes up his "hair." He also misses CFCs in hairspray. I find windmills beautiful. I cannot say the same for anything petrochemical.

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I believe may be the first out and proud whore that we've installed as presnit. The others hid it better.

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Apr 18·edited Apr 19

"Windmills kill birds" is a particularly cynical canard coming from the crowd who would pay to watch someone drown the last ivory billed woodpecker with their bare hands in a vat of Roundup.

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Okay, I got through the first graph and had to immediately run to comments.

Chopped steak? What the fuck is chopped steak. Is that like a hamberder without the bun?

Knowing Mar-a-Lago, it's $35.00, $42.50 with ketchup.

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Welp at least when a wind turbine breaks down due to exposure to salt water it doesn't spew millions of barrels of oil into the environment, unlike certain oil platforms we could name.

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"Trump’s bizarre claims about wind turbines causing cancer"

it is MUCH dumber than that. he said the SOUND of a windmill causes cancer. he is just so embarrassingly stupid.

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I'm sorry: what is "chopped steak?" Is it a Florida thing

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"Set her on her beams, Mr. Sulu!!"

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The George Costanza theory of lying:

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

The Donald Trump corollary to the Costanza theory:

"If you make it up on the spot, off the top of your head, you believe it, so it's not a lie."

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Up wind, me boys!

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"...over a meal of chopped steak..."

They were not eating hamburger, it was prime bull shit.

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Apr 18Liked by Doktor Zoom

You know what crazy liberal hellhole state really likes wind power?

Texas.

Turns out the Texas Panhandle has lots of wind in the middle of summer days. Convenient!

(But, like the song says, "Almost/All/The time.)

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"Trump told executives that they should contribute to his campaign....and he’d do much of what they wanted “on Day 1,” he said."

Everything is for sale w/him and guess what. He'll just take their money and leave them twisting in the wind.

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"...over a meal of chopped steak..."

Well, there's a food I haven't thought about in the better part of forty years, much less considered to be part of the meal at a six-figure-membership-fee country club.

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