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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Robert Byrd??</i> HOW IS THE AFTERLIFE DUDE?!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"We're pulling for you, Jack."

You libtards just haven't made enough masturbation euphemism-jokes already on other Christine O'Donnell threads, already? Skum!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

cold tap = Robert Byrd death boner reference?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

LET THE MERKIN HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE MERKIN HIT THE FLOOR!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I must be more shallow than you, because to me that's just the difference between kicking them out afterwards and making them breakfast in the morning.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Sadly, thanks to the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Christmas special DVD from last year, I know exactly what you mean about Danny DeVito.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Upload to Flickr, link ?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hmmmmm, sounds like you've playing too much Leather Goddess of Phoebes again.

PsycWench's avatar

Only her vagina's birth certificate says that.

Mahousu's avatar

This should be pretty close to what you're looking for: <a href="http://www.naturephoto-cz.e..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.naturephoto-cz.eu/crown-of-thorns-star...">http://www.naturephoto-cz.e...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Hey, remember how at the beginning of this year we were all making jokes about Scott Brown's pubes? There's definitely a precedent for this here, folks.

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How about warning us about 9/11 or Dubya next time, jerk?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

It has a fancy Latin name of Vagina Dentata. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

Rarian Rakista's avatar

That looks like a Jewish grandmother who plays stickball, wtf?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Hobbits may have hirsute tootsies, but J.R.R. Tolkien -- thank Skydaddy -- did not describe any mythical genitalia that I know of, or ComiCon would be 10x weirder after dark with things like Orc junk stench competitions and Elf "swashbuckling".

Rarian Rakista's avatar

There was an analog version of Wonkette?

Was it steampunk or something, with gears, knobs and levers and 1000's of women with hair buns and ankle length skirts typing into telegraph machines?