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You sound like a keeper.

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I love you now.

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It's all branding and marketing, my friend. Alvin and the Squirrels doesn't sell records.

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Chicken of the sea, perhaps...

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Curriculì, curricullà

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Hold the mayo...

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Data and Datum. Except, like the subjunctive in English, "datum" has just about vanished.

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Found that in Dos Passos' <i>USA</i> trilogy, a thrilling rideif you've never been on it.

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Or you can wait for the voices in your head to tell you what to do. *

*See Michele Bachmann

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And why does only Alvin get to have his initial on his shirt? Simon and Theodore are repressed man!

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Apparently, Senator Kitner took Tony Montana's advice to heart:

"This country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."

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He's Dr. Cox, not Doctor OF Cocks.

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Bitch About Stuff and Just Want People to Listen to it Syndrome is annoying, but Talk About It Out Loud to Another Person Who Can Serve As A Sounding Board While You Try To Figure It Out is normal.

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Sadly, in the end, life narrows down to sammiches.

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"The legislative is downstairs and the executive is upstairs."

This is the way a high-class Nebraskan describes his mullet.

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Good thing there wasn't, like, a $3,150 bet riding on it.

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