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PsycWench's avatar

You sound like a keeper.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

It's all branding and marketing, my friend. Alvin and the Squirrels doesn't sell records.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Chicken of the sea, perhaps...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Curriculì, curricullà

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Data and Datum. Except, like the subjunctive in English, "datum" has just about vanished.

Lot_49's avatar

Found that in Dos Passos' <i>USA</i> trilogy, a thrilling rideif you've never been on it.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Or you can wait for the voices in your head to tell you what to do. *

*See Michele Bachmann

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

And why does only Alvin get to have his initial on his shirt? Simon and Theodore are repressed man!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Apparently, Senator Kitner took Tony Montana's advice to heart:

"This country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."

BarackMyWorld's avatar

He's Dr. Cox, not Doctor OF Cocks.

PsycWench's avatar

Bitch About Stuff and Just Want People to Listen to it Syndrome is annoying, but Talk About It Out Loud to Another Person Who Can Serve As A Sounding Board While You Try To Figure It Out is normal.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Sadly, in the end, life narrows down to sammiches.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"The legislative is downstairs and the executive is upstairs."

This is the way a high-class Nebraskan describes his mullet.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Good thing there wasn't, like, a $3,150 bet riding on it.