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SullivanSt's avatar

*bzzt* sorry, Chichester's pronounced chichester (or sometimes chiddester)

Cirencester's pronounced 'sister'. Even when I lived not that far from it, for years, that always seemed a stretch to me. Now, Bicester as 'bister' actually made some sences...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Ooh you are awful, <a href="http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/programmes\/p008tv30" target="_blank">but</a> I like you.

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SullivanSt's avatar

My typing, however, doesn't make any sense.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Can it be that they were all so supple then? Or has time rewritten each incline?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

We're gonna boogle oogle oogle 'til we just can't oogle no more...

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bobbert's avatar

This gets my vote.

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bobbert's avatar

But strangely stupid.

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bobbert's avatar

There is no "Breast Awareness Week". Either do, or don't do.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, seriously, somebody could probably make a decent income from a two-or-three issue magazine focusing on Kate Upton's boobs.

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bobbert's avatar

Or maybe they were just being assholes.

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Lot_49's avatar

They had me at <blockquote>Keywords: criminalization, breasts, nipples, topless, topfree, lewd, modest, decency, indecency, transperson, gender equality, torso, chest</blockquote>

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Just look at the hair. It's sapping all of her independence.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

About fifteen or twenty seconds into it she realizes what is on the screen - her voice hesitates while she tries to keep on going.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I took one for the team also too.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Episode IV: A New Pope

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SullivanSt's avatar

Just like Old England. Guess how many syllables there are in the local pronunciation of "Cirencester"?

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