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"Rightwing smear artists love crazy theories about how Chelsea was conceived."Because there can't be any non-crazy explanation? I'm going to go with "30 minutes after this photo was taken."

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Doug Langley's avatar

Dear Edith: Wake up and smell the coffee. So you had a one time fling. But she's clearly moved on to better things. File it under "M" for memorable and get on with your life, sister. Or mister. Or whatever.

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Doug Langley's avatar

"Mom, can I borrow the flying saucer?""Not until you've cleaned your habitat.""But, MOM . . ."

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Doug Langley's avatar

Exactly! That's why I made sure my cap's made of rayon!

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Yeah, I'm also getting a Manchurian Candidate vibe myself.

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Rumor had it that back in the 70's, the Democrats hired a bunch of pregnant women to march in front of the White House holding signs that said "NIXON'S THE ONE".

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The happy, feel-good, love-thy-neighbor stuff is the genuine deal (for a given value of 'genuine.') The hellfire and brimstone is a quite recent invention as Christianity goes, and the variety peddled to Americans isn't as old as the Bill of Rights.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Can I have mine with bacon?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

We're gonna hafta deploy the zebra mussels again. They're why Lake Erie isn't toxic sludge from one end to the other, like it used to be.

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SugarplumCheryl's avatar

I just like that "love thy neighbor" pretty much applies regardless of religious belief or lack thereof. I don't believe in magic or miracles, but I definitely believe in helping people and being kind. Much easier to find common ground with other people that believe in helping and kindness than the ones that are fixated on punishment.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Wait! Chelsea is 1/2 alien?

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phoenix00's avatar

I see what you did there

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phoenix00's avatar

Her's is longer. You know, from the fingers.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Well, they wouldn't print it if weren't true!

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Hasn't anyone told her about Toviaz.

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