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Marilyn's avatar

Boy are you a mess!!! You are not qualified either… move on

Will's avatar

The center cannot hold

Marlon Again's avatar

Things fall apart.

Timberjack's avatar

Every time they lie or mislead in these hearings I wish a cartoonishly large hand would pop up out of the floor and just slap them hard across the face. I so badly want one of these polite senators to just say, β€œyou’re a lying sack of shit, covering up for an even bigger lying sack of shit.”

Hank Napkin's avatar

Did Shambles mishear? Did he think someone said "Tulsi, grab her?" Given Shambles' habits it's worth considering...

eddi-SABH's avatar

Time for Donnie to toss another self-disqualified leader under the bus.

Andy Reed's avatar

That sign on her table should read:

Tulsi Gabbard

Director of Nationl Ignorance

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Russia's (and Assad's) girlfriend is still Putin on the Shitz.

Lionel β€œ8647” Hutz's avatar

It is interesting that the defense of the proven rapist Trump's war on Iran is "We didn't let the intelligence people talk to us because they kept telling us stuff we didn't want to hear."

Goonemeritus's avatar

I feel I'm the only true judge of what is a true threat, and to me Tulsi has always ticked that box.

Wondering Woman's avatar

If a giant tidal wave or some sort of giant radioactive gila monster would engulf the White House, it would be a blessing. These people are just too fucking stupid.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

This clown car of idiots has never read their job description?

eddi-SABH's avatar

They don't need to. They know the job better than anyone. Except the man who hired them. We have an Administration full of graduates of the Dunning-Kruger Night School of Expert Geniuses.

Goonemeritus's avatar

I'm starting to wonder if they can read.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

There are suspicions Trump may have problems in that area. Someone else did his homework. Someone else took his tests.

I've heard dyslexia suggested, but Fred, Sr. would be too proud to have any of his kids tested for such things. He'd see it as a weakness.

Goonemeritus's avatar

I'm personally familiar with dyslexia, and I know that with the right intervention it is not much of a barrier. I will say when he was young the correct intervention wasn't commonly available.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

At the second grade level?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

β€œ Gabbard, who came into the job not knowing what in the entire fuck Directors of National Intelligence do all day,”

And a year into the job, she apparently still does not know.

It really says a lot that Pedo47 would rather his minions publicly make fools of themselves in front Congress and the entire world than contradict his delusions.

And it says even more that they’re all willing to do it. They all know this is the only way of avoiding his wrath and getting sent to the political gravel pit with Cosplay Nazi Barbie.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Oh this is great… the Director of National Intelligence just discovered that intelligence is… not vibes.

So the job is to assess threats, present facts, and stay independent… and her answer is, β€œwhatever the president feels”?

That’s not intelligence briefing… that’s horoscope with missiles.

At this point, the only thing she’s coordinating is confusion.

Brian McCurdy's avatar

This ignorant, traitorous woman.