Yes, we could assume that Glenn Beck and that other guy on this cover are this kid's gay dads, to go for (a Wonkette record?) three-straight (three-gay) posts about gayness.
By the time Beck's finished with that kid he'll be so petrified of life under Obama he'll consider suicide. Which Beck will explain away by saying that Obama is causing it.
I think the kid wants to know 2 things, why does Glenn Beck's mouth smell like pee-pee and why is he feeling real sleepy after eating Uncle Beck's good boy shake?
By the time Beck's finished with that kid he'll be so petrified of life under Obama he'll consider suicide. Which Beck will explain away by saying that Obama is causing it.
17 hours and no blingee or photoshop?
LDS
I think the kid wants to know 2 things, why does Glenn Beck's mouth smell like pee-pee and why is he feeling real sleepy after eating Uncle Beck's good boy shake?
Pediobeck?
media whore?
Yes, the original receiver of Glenn's embrace and open mouth was Larry Craig. You can tell because all the shadows are wrong. Or something.
The "Seven Wonders" referred to in the title are (in no particular order):
1. a TV deal
2. being paid an insane amount of money
3. a lack of shame
4. media whoring
5. religious hypocrisy
6. regular hypocrisy
7. cock....lots and lots of cock
"Holding little boys m-m-m-m-m-makes me happy."