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Revenant's avatar

It is as if you could read Senator PoodleHead's dim consciousness from afar, Legum-kun. Be cautious with that gift, because you could get stuck thinking like that and have to become a Republican candidate, and nobody wants that. You know, like the way a magician can transform into an animal but only for a short time so you don't forget that you're really a human.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More flatulent felonious fascist fuckery:

The National Science Foundation (NSF) has released a request for information (RFI) on proposed revisions to its grant proposal and award policies. Some of the policy changes:

*Expanded research security requirements (weaponize DHS against disfavored researchers.)

*Removal of accomplishment-based renewal mechanisms (so right-wing hacks and cranks can continue to receive funds no matter how badly they fail, and successful-but-too-woke scientists can be defunded.)

*Publication costs would no longer be covered by NSF. (But researchers are still required to publish articles ... put the fees on their credit cards, maybe?)

*Grant awards could be terminated or suspended due to changes in agency priorities (i.e., whenever Trump gets pissed off about something, or RFKJr has a brain fart.)

*Scientific integrity is to be "aligned" with the administration’s "science initiative" (i.e., "it is unethical not to do what we say.")

https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2026/06/24/2026-12725/agency-information-collection-activities-comment-request-national-science-foundation-proposalaward

Peter Dellos's avatar

Today was a sad and shameful day for our country. This fanfiction round table SUCKED!

mzf's avatar

Is Rand Paul the guy who got into a fight with his neighbor? Also, is Rand the guy who couldn't pass his medical exam so he made up his own medical organization that, surprise, had him pass the medical exams? And the dad, Ron Paul, has been trying to obstruct the US government for many years now with money coin schemes. What is it about Kentucky that spews out these guys?

jltympanum's avatar

If this is Fauci's PRIVATE diary, why is it being made public? And how? Was it stolen? (stollen). Did Fauci hand it over?

Maybe Randy Paul would like his own private diary to be debated in the Senate.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

That’s hilarious. Fauci should have let the yokels cough themselves to death

kmblue187's avatar

Fauci was on the front lines of the AIDs epidemic, his critics probably have no idea, or they wouldn't be calling him an attention-seeking phony.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

His critics were happy when AIDS was killing "the homos."

I don't know how old you are, but I remember the phrases "Anally Injected Death Sentence" and "Another Infected Dick Sucker" being a thing those people liked to say.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It's a good thing MAGA doesn't read Wonkette.

Tessie's avatar

*doesn't read

**can't read

beb's avatar

Considering that MAGA podcasters are still calling for Fauci's death I don't think this fake diary is a good idea. They're stupid enough to think it real.

littlerice vice's avatar

Are you trying to tell me it's NOT!

T L Mills's avatar

that's what I was thinkin'.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Not among his neighbors.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

There were only 499 comments on this post. Now there are 500.

42tontom's avatar

You could have used your powers to cure cancer, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Gotta wait to publish the book.

James's avatar

You really need to label this as SATIRE in big, bold block letters because some rube in Alabamistan is going to think it's real.

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Was thinking the same thing--we'll be seeing quotations from it on Xitter in no time.

James's avatar

Yep. Because people are fooking stoopid.

superdave's avatar

Fuck Rand Paul and all the MAGA-heads going after Tony Fauci. He's an American hero, and has saved untold number of lives all over the world. I could not be prouder to work in NIAID under the leadership of Tony Fauci.

Queen Méabh's avatar

I'm still confused by what Google told me that "the records were dug out of agency servers by Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s team following a sweeping subpoena investigation."

Why did they need subpoenas to get information out of their own servers?????

Queen Méabh's avatar

𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗗𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗮 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 — 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2022/10/19/1129965424/how-black-death-survivors-gave-their-descendants-an-edge-during-pandemics

Survivors of the medieval Black Death carried specific gene variants, such as in the ERAP2 gene, that supercharged their immune response to fight 𝘠𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘴. This protective adaptation came with an evolutionary trade-off: an increased risk of modern autoimmune disorders where the immune system reacts against the body.

I'm severely gluten intolerant, which is an autoimmune disorder. I also didn't catch COVID...I didn't even have a sniffle during the entire pandemic, or since then. In fact, I haven't caught a virus in at least 15 years, which coincidentally (or not) is how long I've been gluten intolerant. So I'm wondering if this research might actually be valid. Any feedback on this???

Whale Chowder's avatar

My Celiac wife caught it. I never did, that I know of.

David T on the Screen's avatar

There could be many ways to gain autoimmune diseases.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Very true. I think their conclusions might be premature. I developed lactose intolerance about 2 months ago and when I Googled it, I discovered that it is not uncommon for seniors to develop this later in life. Our genes change as we age and they accumulate physical damage, DNA mutations, and there are genes that suddenly turn "on" or "off." Also, menopause fucks everything up for women.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Yes, I developed lactose intolerance later in life, after menopause. Being of Irish descent, I was outraged. But there it was.

T L Mills's avatar

I think there is a lot of truth to the theory that there is a genetic component to auto-immune disorders.

I had what I was told was Hashimoto's Disease in my thirties, which may have been a misdiagnoses. Then three years ago, alopecia...lost all my hair everywhere. Thankfully my scalp hair has grown back albeit not very thick. Last year, I was diagnosed with Graves Disease. My sister has been diagnosed with diabetes--which, if it is Type 1 diabetes is also an auto-immune disorder (Type 2 has metabolic causes)--and her grand daughter has youth on-set rheumatoid arthritis. My niece and nephew both have chronic alopecia.

Our maternal grandmother had rheumatoid arthritis which eventually developed into RA-ILD. Hmmm

Queen Méabh's avatar

Oh dear, you've been through the ringer, haven't you? I'm sorry to hear this. I did not know that Type 1 diabetes is an autoimmune disease, so thank you for that information because I like to learn new things. I just Googled dementia, and it seems that there is one type of dementia that is also an autoimmune disease. I wonder what else is related to the immune system.....

T L Mills's avatar

Yikes, I did not know about Hashimoto's encephalopathy! Thank you in turn! Lupus is another autoimmune disorder. Geez Louise...the things one learns!