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kckitty's avatar

Good grief! I think Kash is gay, not that it matters to DEMS. lol

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

I took one look at the header gif and Sousa's Liberty Bell march immediately started playing in my head.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. You said it all. No notes.

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Nemo's avatar

So, Ka$h is living with his "friend", a wealthy R donor in Lost Vegas. Is that a friend with benefits? And does everything that happens in Vegas stay in Vegas? The National Inquirer needs to get right on this!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Do you realize all the blackmail and extortion material there is that disappears if Democrats were in charge?

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This Woman Votes's avatar

So, let’s review. Patel has two government jobs, a home he may or may not own a suspiciously close relationship with a Republican donor, and a Vegas-based "remote work" arrangement that makes no sense. Throw in his $90 miracle pills and fantasy novel self-insert as Kash the Wizard, and you have a grift wrapped in a lie wrapped in a national security disaster.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Are you suggesting that Kash and Muldoon are doing the ghey butt sechs?

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Zyxomma's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Heidi L 🇵🇸 🇺🇦's avatar

This new world order of theirs is turning me into an angry, stressed out person that I don't like very much. I know that's their goal but, damn, today they're succeeding. Time to go sob into some Golden Retriever fur for a while...

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Lund-O-Matic's avatar

I like you both before AND after!

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Gammarae's avatar

lord, is that really a line from his "book"? lame.

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tehbaddr's avatar

"Republican megadonor Michael J. Muldoon, ...and who may or may not be Patel’s roomie. Muldoon listed the same address as Kash"

They're making BUTT SECHS TOGETHER!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Democrats yawn while Republicans hand foreign intelligence services kompromat on a platter.

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It's Fuck All Y'all* Season's avatar

NVM that, I want to know which one has the broken penile implant.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'd like to meet the person who broke it.

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tehbaddr's avatar

o,0

I'd say K$H because he's so angry and arrogant.

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Richard S's avatar

Would it be irresponsible to not speculate?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Should have scrolled down.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Absolutely!

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Let me sum up's avatar

If they end up demanding their privacy, my head will literally implode.

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rawrtigerlily's avatar

Doesn't the head of the FBI need an ultra secure place to review all the very important and secret documents related to their job?

Hard to imagine it's super secure to have a roommate and need documents sent to you over the internet, when you're a guy who didn't even manage to bring your binder to work.

This has, "Kash Patel left his work laptop behind at a craps table" written all over it.

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

Just from watching "The Americans," yeah, they had a top-secret mega secure room where only certain top-secret documents could be read. And I can't imagine they'd want people accessing super-top-secret docs with a Web browser.

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rawrtigerlily's avatar

I am sure they have encrypted cloud file sharing, but it's never going to be as secure as forcing people to have physical access to the hardcopy of a file on-site.

Maybe now that Trump took hardcopies of classified files home after his presidency to store in his bathroom, the bar for security is just in the basement?

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

I don't think they give a rat's-you-know-what about security. It's utterly ridiculous that crazy eyes Patel is living in Las Vegas and has access to classified docs.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"The one who wrote a series of children’s books and cast himself as Donald Trump’s wizard?"

I'm sure you meant "fluffer," not "wizard."

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Megan Macomber's avatar

"Kash found himself in grave danger...of getting bored."

Uh oh. Sociopaths who escalate to violent crime, including murder--especially serial murder--are motivated far more than we typically recognize by, yes, boredom. Because they lack empathy and their neurochemistry tends to blunt emotional responses to ordinary life, they seek ever more extreme stimulation.

How great is it that we gave this one the most powerful law enforcement agency in the country? Now K$h can find (or become!) a virtually infinite supply of "ogres" and "trolls"! (Or he could just request an audience with Daddy Trump back in DC.)

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Tecolote's avatar

How does a brown guy who is playing house with another guy, get a top slot in a cult that is devoted to removing brown and gay people from America?

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kckitty's avatar

Nothing makes sense with the GOP these days!

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Tommy Mo's avatar

https://youtu.be/Fy3rjQGc6lA?si=-OqL41qHTEHjdtsZ

Big Boss Man Ka$h Me Outside Patel

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Sherry's avatar

The monkeys are in charge of the zoo. Just THE WORST people and we can all see them dismantling our democracy. I weep.

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