We know what you're thinking. "Did the bizarro Illinois lady who said that autism, dementia, and tornados are God's punishment for abortions and ghey marriage actually get elected to Congress?" This being the kind of election year that brought Joni Ernst and James Lankford to the Senate, you've got to ask yourselves: "Do I even want to know?" Well, do ya, punks? Let's just see what happened to some of the more...
Kamau Bakari, the nice African-American man whom totally-not-racist Cliven Bundy <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/563695\/cliven-bundy-and-his-one-black-friend-star-in-weirdest-political-ad-of-2014-video" target="_blank">endorsed</a> finished a distant 4th to Rep. Dina Titus (D) garnering just 1,624 votes.
Oh, and David Van Der Beek, the other whackaloon that seemed to draw support from the Bundyville contingent? He also finished 4th. But his was more humiliating, since he finished behind &quot;None Of These Candidates&quot; and the Democratic &quot;nominee&quot; who spent all of $10,000 on his campaign and only was in the general election because &quot;None&quot; can&#039;t win a primary.
<i>I find it extremely hard to believe that given the choice any child would choose death over life, I know I certainly wouldn&#039;t&quot;</i>
In other fringe news:
Kamau Bakari, the nice African-American man whom totally-not-racist Cliven Bundy <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/563695\/cliven-bundy-and-his-one-black-friend-star-in-weirdest-political-ad-of-2014-video" target="_blank">endorsed</a> finished a distant 4th to Rep. Dina Titus (D) garnering just 1,624 votes.
Oh, and David Van Der Beek, the other whackaloon that seemed to draw support from the Bundyville contingent? He also finished 4th. But his was more humiliating, since he finished behind &quot;None Of These Candidates&quot; and the Democratic &quot;nominee&quot; who spent all of $10,000 on his campaign and only was in the general election because &quot;None&quot; can&#039;t win a primary.
<i>insists that the First Amendment only &ldquo;guarantees freedom of religion, not freedom from religion.&rdquo; </i>
This is what happens when you let 17-year-olds take courses in comparative linguistics and theory of rhetoric. I blame Chomsky.
<i>I find it extremely hard to believe that given the choice any child would choose death over life, I know I certainly wouldn&#039;t&quot;</i>
That&#039;s some promising logic right there.
I could go for a clown hummer...
Kid Zoom 2016!
It doesn&#039;t.
Yeah, funny how it suddenly disappeared as a &quot;crisis.&quot;
Love the A10, the most badass plane in the air today. It&#039;s a honey badger with a bad attitude.