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flurdman's avatar

i would pay good money to see the perp walk.

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

I knew just by looking at the headline that this was an Evan piece. LOLOLOLOL

Ωbjectifier's avatar

"it's a very large catapult where they just fling the flailing bodies of the accused over the Upper Bay, right past the Statue of Liberty so they can say "BYE, LIBERTY!"

That right there is why I hang out here.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Throw some chains on him and let him swim across the river to New York.

Jgb979's avatar

Just let’s do this federal style so Desantis won’t get a chance to spotlight whore “we have determined it is FAKE NEWS and UNFAIR #45 is indicted”

Or better yet: simple solution (will have to build it 20x bigger)https://i.gifer.com/7Bv8.gif

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Sadly, I can imagine this Supreme Court carving out an exception.

Truxpin49's avatar

I really want there to be a catapult

Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

It’s actually a trebuchet, not a catapult

Carstonio's avatar

Maybe the orange man will have a white Ford Bronco on standby.

Carl Bastrop's avatar

Something is coming down soon... I just feel it!

Mavenmaven's avatar

I would love to see DeSantis pull a secession level trick like that. The repercussions would be ominous.

tiredsucker's avatar

The Constitution disagrees with anyone saying extradition can be stopped. The document states the executive of the state holding the accused "will", as in SHALL or MUST turn over the accused to the state having jurisdiction.