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There could be a problem if was of Turkish descent, he'd look white but have a name that looked a bit Muslimish.

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It wouldn't work at all for me this morning.

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Any number of po(or) boys.

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No Boar's Head, though. Yuck.

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<i>Auzgezeichnet!</i>

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Ha ha, it's not ham. It's "ham," like all the cold cuts at Subway, which are remanufactured turkey parts whose exact names you wouldn't want to know.

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Thirty-three years old and still acting like a drunken teenager. It's like he's from Alabama.

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Tsk, Trix you left the real reason off:

<em>Looking</em> Muslim.

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Alabama's still in the lead inn the xenophobia sweepstakes. Their police arrested the German manager of the BMW plant because he looked foreign and didn't have the right papers with him.

And as if that weren't bad enough, they <a href="http:\/\/www.thecarconnection.com\/news\/1070170_alabama-nabs-honda-exec-a-week-after-jailing-mercedes-manager-under-immigration-law" target="_blank">doubled down</a>.

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Same here on Long Island.

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Having a BAC under .06.

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Well, you're just assuming he's white. Pretty safe bet in Bavaria, though.

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J'Red could not be reached for comment.

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Wait, there's behavior they consider inappropriate in Louisiana?

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