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PubOption's avatar

There could be a problem if was of Turkish descent, he'd look white but have a name that looked a bit Muslimish.

PubOption's avatar

It wouldn't work at all for me this morning.

PubOption's avatar

Any number of po(or) boys.

Chris Grrr's avatar

No Boar's Head, though. Yuck.

Lot_49's avatar

<i>Auzgezeichnet!</i>

Lot_49's avatar

Ha ha, it's not ham. It's "ham," like all the cold cuts at Subway, which are remanufactured turkey parts whose exact names you wouldn't want to know.

Lot_49's avatar

Thirty-three years old and still acting like a drunken teenager. It's like he's from Alabama.

SullivanSt's avatar

Tsk, Trix you left the real reason off:

<em>Looking</em> Muslim.

Lot_49's avatar

Alabama's still in the lead inn the xenophobia sweepstakes. Their police arrested the German manager of the BMW plant because he looked foreign and didn't have the right papers with him.

And as if that weren't bad enough, they <a href="http:\/\/www.thecarconnection.com\/news\/1070170_alabama-nabs-honda-exec-a-week-after-jailing-mercedes-manager-under-immigration-law" target="_blank">doubled down</a>.

SullivanSt's avatar

Same here on Long Island.

Lot_49's avatar

Well, you're just assuming he's white. Pretty safe bet in Bavaria, though.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

J'Red could not be reached for comment.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Wait, there's behavior they consider inappropriate in Louisiana?