Everybody's talking about "citizen journalism" these days. What is this "citizen journalism"? Puzzled, I asked around and found out it was defined as "people who aren't journalists, but give it a go anyway, mostly on the Twitters and the Facebook." I pondered this definition for a while until I had a stunning moment of self realization: "Hey!" I exclaimed to nobody in particular. "That's me!" (You have to imagine me pointing to my chest, and then doing a total "O" face. Or do it yourself! It will help you empathize with the moment.) After all, I'm not a professional writer, but I do have the Twitters and even the Blogspots!
damn, just when the price of limes was starting to come down...
<em>Next time: &ldquo;What If Peggy Noonan Suddenly Became Five Peggy Noonans?&rdquo;</em>
Oh, bugger that. I&#039;m offski. *flees*
Citizen journalism is best when it tells us about Condoleezza Rice&#039;s hair.
I thought it was the &quot;Oh, fuck me&quot; state.