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PubOption's avatar

Riley had a vacuum cleaner just like the one in the examples, although I don't think the Mormons would like the way he used it.

chascates's avatar

When did the Village People get that Army guy? Or is he a Cuban revolutionary?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Mrs. Monday Brigham Young: wouldn't hit it. Mrs. Tuesday Brigham Young: wouldn't hit it. Mrs. Wednesday Brigham Young: wouldn't hit it. Mrs. Thursday Brigham Young: wouldn't hit it. Mrs. Friday Brigham Young: wouldn't hit it. Mrs. Saturday Brigham Young: wouldn't hit it. Mrs. Sunday Brigham Young: day of rest, anyway.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Great! I'm showing up to your Halloween party as Sexy Grandmother this year. Rawr!

Lefty Mark's avatar

Frostbitten tissue appears marble-white while still frozen, and black or gray-black when thawed.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Hey Utah. I know you are still in full-blown fingers-in-ears mode and absolutely convinced that if you just ignore reality really hard, it’ll make the scary mean gays go away, but yeah, sorry, the law was overturned. Get over it.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

What better way to draw a clear distinction between the sexes? (provided it's not -28F degrees, like it was here this morning)

diogenez's avatar

Sister Wives Support Marriage?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I admire their missionary zeal. If there were only some position they could practice in public that would demonstrate the difference between same-sex and traditional marriage....