613 Comments
User's avatar
Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Ham-hams are my favorite. The one on the left is eating, but the one on the right is just breaking off pieces and stuffing them in his cheek so he can focus on stealing from the other one.

Expand full comment
Ward From Cali's avatar

Martini, if you can't get several hilarious Tabs gifs out of this you should be ashamed of yourself. The best ones are up front. 😂

https://youtu.be/LastSaQXmDk?si=3u_GoPMvpUaKizaM

Expand full comment
Lisamanv's avatar

That was great, just wish it was longer.

Expand full comment
Nacho Librul's avatar

We have a house full of Golden Retrievers, and this out-cuted them!

Expand full comment
MorganX's avatar

I'm sorry, that is unpossible.

Expand full comment
Kel Varnsen's avatar

If that doesn’t max out the cuteness meter I don’t know what does

Expand full comment
Joe Z's avatar

I see some Jack o'lanterns in the background. They must be dressed up for Halloween.

Expand full comment
Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

If i eat mine fast, maybe i can eat my buddy’s as well.

Expand full comment
🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

Even hamsters know the sweet deliciousness of wafer cookies.

Expand full comment
Richard S's avatar

Save some for me!

Expand full comment
weejee's avatar

Hot hamstef hats!

Expand full comment
Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

The non nom!!! The hats!!!! The treats!!!! THE HAMSTERS!!!!!

*faints from cuteness overload*

Expand full comment
Parakeetist's avatar

My word! What squishiness. :)

Expand full comment
Bagels of Doom's avatar

Look at them cheeks! :D

Expand full comment
SkeptiKC's avatar

Cute critters crunching down crisp cookies!

Martini's tabs are the symbiosis of SQUEE.

Expand full comment
Bagels of Doom's avatar

Amazing, advanced, alliteration!

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

So cuuuuuute! Honestly, it’s cookies we’re talking about here. COOKIES.

Expand full comment
The Wanderer's avatar

Cuteness attack! (faints)

Expand full comment
Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Squee!!!!!!

Expand full comment
Shocktreatment's avatar

I'll be damned! Eating treats while wearing a special treat-eatin' frog hat is a thing that I enjoy too!

Expand full comment
Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Love the Tabs, just what I needed today.

Expand full comment
Wookiee Monster's avatar

I bet Dumbass Jr called Dad up and said, “you’re not putting a tariff on everything from Colombia, right?”

Expand full comment
Lisamanv's avatar

If anyone is interested in ridding yourself of google maps.

https://www.revouninstaller.com/preview-log/

Expand full comment
"M"'s avatar

There are more elections today than I thought there were - which is why I try to glance at the calendar at least every Tuesday

PLEASE VOTE PLEASE VOTE PLEASE VOTE

FLORIDA, IOWA, MINNESOTA, NEW JERSEY

https://bsky.app/profile/drreginamichelejd.bsky.social/post/3lgss73sdqc24

(and please remind anyone sitting home that Sitting Home is a great big piece of how we ended up in this mess in the first place)

yes, even you, Jersey - since we know

a) Newark was one of the first places the ICE thugs showed up without warrants & called the IDs of U.S. citizens/veterans "fake", and

b) newly minted Democratic Senator Andy Kim (the man who rose to fame from pictures of him picking up debris in the Capitol when he was still Representative Andy Kim) voted to confirm Kristi Noem ... keeping powder dry for something? IDK what that's about (we New Yorkers have our hands full keeping the Leader's back as full of "spine" as we can, which clearly everybody knows is a Job)

Expand full comment
CC's avatar

Wait...what election is there today in NJ? I've tried to search but seriously nothing came up.

Expand full comment
"M"'s avatar

Princeton Regional Schools

Princeton Public School District

Special Ballot Measure

School Boards count, too

Especially since Donald and Stephen Miller are ending DoE investigations into book banning

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/27/education-department-book-ban-investigations

Expand full comment
CC's avatar

Yes, school boards most definitely do count...but that is a local election & you can't vote in it if you don't live in Princeton. I'm hours away from there, but I do vote for my local school board in my town, when they hold elections.

Expand full comment
Demodocus's avatar

I wanna be brave and replace my stupid 19" diameter round kitchen sink, but I can't find the bravery yet, and anyway, our main income is a salary from the IRS

Expand full comment
Russell Jones's avatar

OT: Well now, that's just delightful. Google has wrapped its lips lovingly around PAB's diseased little phallus, acquiescing to the Gulf of America thing for Google Maps users in the U.S. And Denali? Back to Mt. McKinley for that motherfucker.

America.

Fuck yeah.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8634nwxd46o

Expand full comment
"M"'s avatar

If they were on the dais

They're in his fais

Expand full comment
MorganX's avatar

I just love these tales of yours from the law-yer side, UTM :-D

Expand full comment
NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Even’s screed on TMHG is great and thought-provoking and as clear as day, but unfortunately ineffective. Not because it might not be convincing to someone who needs to hear it, but because they will NEVER hear it. I am absolutely sure that there are Assmouth voters who, if presented with the actual text of the sermon, would be all like “Well that seems reasonable, and nothing at all like how it was presented in the news last night…they said she viscously attacked the President, ranting and raving about DEI and trans immigrants getting free healthcare. Hmm…”

How do you get the people who might be reachable to pull their heads out of the black chasm of Faux News’ ass and take a look around in the daylight? Because until that happens we can rage in our bubble for the next four years, then watch Uday get elected in ‘28.

Expand full comment
"M"'s avatar

"Even’s screed on TMHG is great and thought-provoking and as clear as day, but unfortunately ineffective. Not because it might not be convincing to someone who needs to hear it, but because they will NEVER hear it."

I don't agree with this

Trumpers aren't the ones who need convincing

which reminds me

There are more elections today than I thought there were - which is why I try to glance at the calendar at least every

PLEASE VOTE PLEASE VOTE PLEASE VOTE

FLORIDA, IOWA, MINNESOTA, NEW JERSEY

https://bsky.app/profile/drreginamichelejd.bsky.social/post/3lgss73sdqc24

(and please remind anyone sitting home that Sitting Home is a great big piece of how we ended up in this mess in the first place)

yes, even you, Jersey - since we know

a) Newark was one of the first places the ICE thugs showed up without warrants & called the IDs of U.S. citizens/veterans "fake", and

b) newly minted Democratic Senator Andy Kim (the man who rose to fame from pictures of him picking up debris in the Capitol when he was still Representative Andy Kim) voted to confirm Kristi Noem ... keeping powder dry for something? IDK what that's about (we New Yorkers have our hands full keeping the Leader's back as full of "spine" as we can, which clearly everybody knows is a Job)

Expand full comment
Schmargaret's avatar

Can you provide the Bloomberg piece to us as a gift article? I’d like to read and share. I think it is important for more people to know.

Expand full comment
Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Go to the internet archive and paste the url into the search bar :-)

Expand full comment
Schmargaret's avatar

I’m stupid apparently. I don’t know what you mean.

Expand full comment
CC's avatar

Go to: archive.is, go down to the 2nd search bar on the page, & copy & paste the URL into that search bar. It should bring you next to a page with a link that has been archived; click on that link & you can read the article for free. Works a good amount of the time with paywalled articles.

Expand full comment
Sister Artemis's avatar

Ann Telnaes' cartoon is painfully on point today

https://substack.com/home/post/p-155892943

Expand full comment
Sister Artemis's avatar

So, if Google maps caves and follows Donny's ridicuous wishes about the Gulf of Mexico, can us users just submit a bazillion "suggest an edit" requests reporting an error on the map? Because I feel like we could embarrass Google on the international stage if it was enough people making a complaint.

Expand full comment
MarieBoston's avatar

Ooh, I *really* like this idea -- thank you!

Expand full comment
Karen Scofield's avatar

Love my Tab's and Coffee in the morning ☕💯👍

Expand full comment
Cincinnatus's avatar

***ICE has been given a quota of 1,200 to 1,500 arrests per day***

Likely means that ICE won't so much be going after the "murders, rapists and gang members" Trump promised during the recent campaign, but will go after easier pickings of less dangerous folk, as per PAB's first term:

"Bier's research has revealed that Trump’s tough approach during his first term had some unintended consequences. For instance, rather than prioritizing the removal of people with criminal records, Trump widened his dragnet by putting less emphasis on immigration action against people who were deemed public safety threats and instead prioritizing action against everyone in the country illegally. This led to Trump’s controversial family separation policy. Bier argues that by filling detention centers with asylum-seekers rather than focusing on detaining people thought to have criminal histories, the Trump administration ended up allowing more people with criminal histories into the country." https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/11/politics/deportations-trump-presidency-what-matters/index.html

Expand full comment
Regret's avatar

That is going to have to be about 10 000 arrests per day if they want to reach their goal of 14 million during the coming four years.

Expand full comment
Jjamie's avatar

That makes sense. Eye off the ball, and all...

Expand full comment
Trux Mint In Box's avatar

So serious question here. Can Trump just rename the United States as Trumpland through XO?

Expand full comment
Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Seems to be precedent!

Expand full comment