Liveblogging coverage of tonight's exciting/terrible primaries will begin very soon now! But just like on the Cable TeeVee News, your Wonkette Political Team must sit around with their laptops engaged in pre-game punditry. What, for example, are we supposed to do if Our Blessed Lady of Wingnuttery actually loses her suburban wingnut congressional seat? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO AMERICA? How will it feel to be gay married in a burqa, at illegal gunpoint, by Imam Nobama, using stimulus money for agnostic socialism?
What If Michele Bachmann Loses?!
What If Michele Bachmann Loses?!
What If Michele Bachmann Loses?!
Liveblogging coverage of tonight's exciting/terrible primaries will begin very soon now! But just like on the Cable TeeVee News, your Wonkette Political Team must sit around with their laptops engaged in pre-game punditry. What, for example, are we supposed to do if Our Blessed Lady of Wingnuttery actually loses her suburban wingnut congressional seat? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO AMERICA? How will it feel to be gay married in a burqa, at illegal gunpoint, by Imam Nobama, using stimulus money for agnostic socialism?