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The Quirk's avatar

And they'd all have calves the size of cantaloupes!

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The Quirk's avatar

Amaz0ns.com seems to be mostly about muscle growth. If the FLOTUS were to suddenly put on 50 lbs of lean muscle w/ this one weird trick and proceed to beat the pluperfect dogshit out of Ted Cruz (yeah, yeah, w/ votes), I would not personally object.

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fuflans's avatar

now that's the kind of nonsense i most heartily endorse.

great to have you back!

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chascates's avatar

Huzzah, for the return of Princess Sparkle Pony!!!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

But, sweetheart, I <i>swear</i> I thought I had typed amazon.com, and I swear I thought they were charging the credit card for their Kindle of the Month club.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

If you can help me find my keys, we can both drive out of here.

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