Ha ha, no, I don't mean "What if Michelle Obama Sprouted 25 New Pairs of Feet, With 250 New Toes and Everything." Are you listening to yourself? That would be ridiculous. I'm talking about something more prosaic, like all of a sudden everyone wakes up and it turns out that the First Lady is, like, 55 feet tall and, what, eleven inches? Wouldn't that be something? What adventures she would have! "Honey, let me take care of that congressional impasse for you." SQUISH. "Ohhhh, sorry, I didn't see Mike Lee there." How would you react? Would you be masturbating furiously along with the folks at
Amaz0ns.com seems to be mostly about muscle growth. If the FLOTUS were to suddenly put on 50 lbs of lean muscle w/ this one weird trick and proceed to beat the pluperfect dogshit out of Ted Cruz (yeah, yeah, w/ votes), I would not personally object.
But, sweetheart, I <i>swear</i> I thought I had typed amazon.com, and I swear I thought they were charging the credit card for their Kindle of the Month club.
And they&#039;d all have calves the size of cantaloupes!
Amaz0ns.com seems to be mostly about muscle growth. If the FLOTUS were to suddenly put on 50 lbs of lean muscle w/ this one weird trick and proceed to beat the pluperfect dogshit out of Ted Cruz (yeah, yeah, w/ votes), I would not personally object.
now that&#039;s the kind of nonsense i most heartily endorse.
great to have you back!
Huzzah, for the return of Princess Sparkle Pony!!!!
But, sweetheart, I <i>swear</i> I thought I had typed amazon.com, and I swear I thought they were charging the credit card for their Kindle of the Month club.
If you can help me find my keys, we can both drive out of here.