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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

>>STOP THE PRESSES! TIM SCOTT HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE IS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY A REAL HUMAN WOMAN AND NOT SOME LOWER SPECIES OF ANIMAL OR POSSIBLY CANADIAN:<<

I am not going to suggest for a single solitary second that this Mindy lady might be Tim Scott's beard, but let's just say that he's definitely considering her as part of his Santa Claus costume for Christmas.

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I would've watched last night, but I was too busy doing bong hits while a doctor aborted my 13 year old fetus. Oh well. Maybe I'll watch the next one (lol no I won't).

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