Tim Scott produces actual human woman to prove he’s actual human man. “We are dating heavy for like, a year or maybe many of the years,” Scott assured onlookers. “We kiss the face and could have the best sexing but we are waiting for approval from god or Donald Trump.” Scott kissed his relationship person on the shoulder and said “she is a woman, and definitely has no plans to be trans.” When asked how she felt about her chosen congressman, she replied, “I support Senator Scott’s relationship with me.” They were seen shaking hands before leaving the venue in separate vehicles.
Oh fucking enough already with Scott and whether he does or doesn't have a girlfriend.
Every time a politician is unmarried (or marries late in life), someone invariably starts a rumor that he or she is gay. I've never known that not to happen, whether it's a pol on the left, the right or anywhere else. Sometimes it's true, but so fucking what? IMO it's one of the uglier and more annoying aspects of American politics.
Agree totally. However, a lot of the “interest” in Scott’s sexuality was self-inflicted due to his insistence and support of total abstinence before marriage and marketing himself as an “adult virgin” in the 90s and beyond.
If I had to choice between those five candidates I would chose death before dishonor. Christie would probably be the least worst choice since he seems to be a traditionally corrupt politician and not quite the spital drooling frantic like the others.
"In September, Scott told a crowd in Iowa that he was dating “a lovely Christian girl,” but remained tight-lipped about when she would join him on the campaign trail."
You have to give Tim Scott credit. Do you know how hard it is at his age in South Carolina to find a virgin over 13 to date?
Give the guy a break. He's a Cowboys fan, and presumably will be until Jerry Jones asks someone in Christie's hearing "Who's that fat guy again?" one too many times.
Unless you meant the baseball Giants, in which case you should be ashamed, Gary, for wanting to inflict Chris Christie on a beautiful city like San Francisco.
"“Finish them”? Are you a presidential candidate or the dumbest avatar in “Street Fighter”?"
Point of order: "Finish Them" is Mortal Kombat. Street Fighter bouts end with simple KOs.
“GQP, I kill you filthy!” (With votes or nuke’s from space, whatever.)
Ta, Gary. I'm glad watching that Loser Parade is your job, not mine.
Tim Scott produces actual human woman to prove he’s actual human man. “We are dating heavy for like, a year or maybe many of the years,” Scott assured onlookers. “We kiss the face and could have the best sexing but we are waiting for approval from god or Donald Trump.” Scott kissed his relationship person on the shoulder and said “she is a woman, and definitely has no plans to be trans.” When asked how she felt about her chosen congressman, she replied, “I support Senator Scott’s relationship with me.” They were seen shaking hands before leaving the venue in separate vehicles.
Excellent writing, but your choice of subject is iffy.
I’ll accept that. I did feel a bit guilty about teasing them. But I’m imperfect.
Oh fucking enough already with Scott and whether he does or doesn't have a girlfriend.
Every time a politician is unmarried (or marries late in life), someone invariably starts a rumor that he or she is gay. I've never known that not to happen, whether it's a pol on the left, the right or anywhere else. Sometimes it's true, but so fucking what? IMO it's one of the uglier and more annoying aspects of American politics.
Agree totally. However, a lot of the “interest” in Scott’s sexuality was self-inflicted due to his insistence and support of total abstinence before marriage and marketing himself as an “adult virgin” in the 90s and beyond.
The media is fascinated with the mystery. I don’t care if he’s single, deeply in love or dating Lindsey Graham. I just don’t like Tim Scott.
The clown car's wheels are falling off early this time. Look at this mob of possibilities from 2016. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Republican_Party_presidential_candidates The scrubs the GOP is fronting as if they could beat Trump are pathetic.
"If it was Star Wars, he’d be the prequels. You get the idea."
The sequels were far worse actually....unless they are reserved for someone worse than Vivek which may actually be a thing.
If I had to choice between those five candidates I would chose death before dishonor. Christie would probably be the least worst choice since he seems to be a traditionally corrupt politician and not quite the spital drooling frantic like the others.
Now that you mention it, this brings clarity to that `falling on a sword' decision. Sometimes you pick the least bad choice.
"In September, Scott told a crowd in Iowa that he was dating “a lovely Christian girl,” but remained tight-lipped about when she would join him on the campaign trail."
You have to give Tim Scott credit. Do you know how hard it is at his age in South Carolina to find a virgin over 13 to date?
But she apparently has 3 childresn - were they adopted, then?
Did anyone else see DeSantorum refer to the PM of Israel as Bibi? I'm no fan of either individual, but I doubt they are that familiar
ew
Ramaswamy is indescribably awful - and ignorant to thirteen decimal places, but that's all but universal in the GOP, so I plead guilty to redundancy.
Too Much Cocaineaswamy
Jaunting... WHAR MY BESTER MINISERIES ON MAX OR NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"[Ron DeSantis] spent the entire debate looking as if he had just snorted oven cleaner."
You'd a thought that a deep huff of Easy Off would at least clear his sinuses but obviously that is not the case.
'Are you a presidential candidate or the dumbest avatar in “Street Fighter”?'
that is Mortal Kombat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hHDxlm66dE
Damn it. I was going to say that lmao
turns out i was like the 5th person to say it anyway. bunch more below! i was the only one with a convenient link though.
Yeah I saw that reading down the list lol
I kind of love that there are a bunch of us who knew it was Shang Tsung
Lol... Yeah I love that about us too 😀
a drag show staged by Disney employees in a college DEI office
...i feel attacked, but also seen...
We've all been there, fam.
"Dick Cheney in heels" is givi g me visions of Dr. Scott in fishnets.
Pervert. Also, LOL.
𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘰𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘷𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘵 𝘎𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴?
Give the guy a break. He's a Cowboys fan, and presumably will be until Jerry Jones asks someone in Christie's hearing "Who's that fat guy again?" one too many times.
Unless you meant the baseball Giants, in which case you should be ashamed, Gary, for wanting to inflict Chris Christie on a beautiful city like San Francisco.
He can't go back to private life. Sea World keeps trying to recapture him.