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Runfastandwin's avatar

Noonan is keeping the $499,000 left over after throwing a "rager".

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Ding ding ding!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

...dong.

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@Rihilism's avatar

Just THINK of the number of bromaniacs that missed Rome from Sublime?!!!

Oh, what a world! What a world!

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Pixeloid's avatar

Funny how the hatriot bros were shocked when the Nazi party threw them a Nazi party. They did Nazi that coming!

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JCfromNC's avatar

Awww, I liked Five For Fighting's song "Superman". Well, it's not like they get royalties every time I play my copy.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

At the end, the "Go Carolina, go to hell Duke." kind of sheds some light on the nature of this protest in the hearts of the participants.

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Kwami Ishmael's avatar

While I'll withhold comment on this stupid no-show-frat-bro party, I will say, as a born-and-raised North Carolinian––Duke sucks.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Maryland here, no need to convince me…

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Oregon here, I could give a rat's ass.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. What a shitshow.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

I want to know how much gets raised on sites like GoFundMe for wingnut causes and what percentage just goes straight to the grifters’ pockets

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Huck42's avatar

I'm guessing they spent about 10% raised on the show, and pocketed the rest.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

I'm sure those Hooters ladies just loooooved the attention from that bunch of winners. I guess being on display is nothing new in that job, but I'm sure the collective vibe must have charmed them.

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UVB-76's avatar

Being an object is just another day at work for Hooters females.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

I guess. Hopefully the tips are killer.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yes, you can see them clearly through the t-shirts.

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UVB-76's avatar

Safer than walking the streets in the same outfit.

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Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Know who else wears orange diapers?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

"A large portion of attendees not appearing to be college students" Hahahaha

And hey, Brother Schultz, here's a tip. If a Republican fundraiser offers to bankroll an event, just what do you suppose his agenda is?

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Mexfiles's avatar

I donno... I grew up in a college town, and when we heard of some frat party, us local yokels said ...hey... FREE BEER!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

That’s a good motive. A MAGA fest is not

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

I wonder if the production company that provided staging, sound and lighting for that show was paid in advance.

One could also ask why the fuck any decent production company would supply gear and crew for a MAGA event.

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UVB-76's avatar

Paid? Oh that's rich.

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Mike's avatar

"shielding the Stars & Stripes from Soviet missiles"? Huh? Somebody better tell Putin about this, he's been under the impression for the last 33 years that the Soviet Union no longer existed. Yo, Vladimir, before you jump to geopolitical conclusions, will you please check with the Bros at UNC. For a mere 90 Russian Rubles you can get into a kegger and get a full briefing on the decline of Neo-liberalism and the emergence of Slavic pan-nationalism.

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UVB-76's avatar

Three cheers for Pan-Slavism!!!

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Zap's avatar

But you repeat yourself.

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Caepan's avatar

Hey at least it wasn't (The Shmengies Salute) Michael Jackson in Plattsburgh, New York.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYQ3wUCsXuk

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Opal's avatar

Plattsburgh, NY?

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Caepan's avatar

Or, as it's known in the Shmengies "documentary" 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘬𝘢, "The Plattsburgh Disaster."

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Zap's avatar

That's not polka.

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Caepan's avatar

It's polka-ish.

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Zap's avatar

Close enough!

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Adonna Frankel's avatar

Eugene Levy & John Candy rock!

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Daydream Believer's avatar

“Supremely talented female artists” = scantily clad waitresses who smile and serve food.

*sigh* And the Trump campaign wonder why none of the best acts in music want to give them permission to play their songs.

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