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Mary Ann's avatar

KAMALA HARRIS UP NOW FOR PRES!!

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Songs like "Bette Davis Eyes" define my teenage years. That and the "Piña Colada Song" and the "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." I don't really like those songs, but for me they are evocative.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Jackie DeShannon could say to Kim Carnes what Bob Dylan said to Jimi Hendrix about his "All Along the Watchtower" cover: "You stole my song fair and square!"

clairence's avatar

Confession: I'm a idiot. I always thought that was Rod Stewart.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Lots of people thought "Horse with no Name" was Neil Young when it came out. You can see why.

Duane Kilian's avatar

This song topped the Hot 100 for twelve weeks! A nice song, but really!

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

‘Bout time for some 2024 merch, yes no yes? Please? Something that would make a pro blush maybe?!?

Kathryn Newman's avatar

I always thought is was "make a crow blush."

Still works.

Buz 13's avatar

Moon landing was 55 years ago today! You call that uneventful?!?

Notreelyhelping's avatar

She’s got hypothyroid eyes, actually.

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Hypo, or hyper? I had those once, but my thyroid regulated itself (meaning I likely never had Graves at all, but maybe Hashimotos or else thyroid eye disease) (and yes, I still get t checked regularly)

Notreelyhelping's avatar

You’re correct; I blew it. The condition is hyperthyroidism. I wonder if the thyroid gets so hyper that it actually grows to the size of a chicken, leaving little room for the eyeballs.

Probably not, huh?

Saint-Ex Books's avatar

I totally dig Jackie DeShannon--thanks for making me aware of her cover of "Bette Davis Eyes"! Her version of Sonny Bono's "Needles and Pins" is gorgeous.

Vesper's avatar

As a child for the longest time I thought the lyric was "what it takes to make a crow blush". I still don't know what would make a crow blush,, probably would take a lot.

Richard S's avatar

I like singing it as "She's got Betty Davis' eyes!" (the possessive.....)

Vesper's avatar

She always looks surprised she's got Angela Lansbury eyes

Tappin Lisa's avatar

Uhhh, as of earlier today I always heard it as "crow blush" too....I knew that was probably wrong, but couldn't be bothered to figure it out.

Alternative Dog's avatar

'scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Robert Eckert's avatar

you've got to hold on, to what we've got, doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not, we've got each other, and that's a lot, whoa, we're halfway there, whoa-oh, living on a prayer, take my hand, we'll be naked I swear...

Phil Blythe's avatar

If you want privacy, there's a bathroom on the right.

LoCoJo's avatar

I've heard the name Jackie DeShannon, but up until right now, I thought it was a man by that name.

Lil Snot's avatar

Put a Little Love in Your Heart. Not bad advice...

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

That makes me feel old(er).

CalOldBlue's avatar

Only tangentially related (women with unusual optics): stumbled across a reference to Goll mac Morna, a one-eyed Irish warrior of the Fianna just yesterday. My weird brain went immediately to Lyle Lovett's classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ11rksiMoA (One-eyed Fiona).

Khavrinen's avatar

This one's a funny take on the subject:

She's the one-eye one I love --

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4TD9b05_Fw

Alternative Dog's avatar

Makes me think of Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.

Robert Eckert's avatar

a friend of Tara Long, the Dotted Lion

oldmechanician's avatar

and that makes me think of my late wife, when a little girl, singing "on a hill far away/ stood an old ragged crow/ a symbol of suffering and shame"