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Left Coast Tom's avatar

No, I haven't skied Jackson yet.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Rayonites are the anti-Satinists. And both of them are sworn enemies of the Nylonians.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

No, that run's at Mammoth Mtn.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It's been in the 60s in New York for the last few days. People are going Christmas shopping in shorts.I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Totally normal.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

As is my custom. I will read the lowlights on Wonkette tomorrow sometime and add a couple non-comments to the snark-fest.Talk about providing a valuable public service, (digs around the couch for change). Thank you.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Yeah, and there's a chance that monkeys might fly out of my butt.

Party on!

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eddi_TBH's avatar

So jealous.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ginger beer? How do they keep the gingers from screaming when they boil them in hops?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Not sure if that's Commando Cody libelz or not.

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Marie Watkins Crocker's avatar

Ye gods he's hot. (I say that all the time, because, ye gods, Trudeau is hot.)

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I will miss the debate this evening since there are thingy things to be doing that require me not being around my TV or computer. So I will catch up after the fact and pee my pants at the funny non comments.However, just for funsies, here is how I predict the "debate" will goTrump will kick back and say some bad stuff about Hillz, Ben, the liberal media, the mooslims and anyone else he can in order to score more fuckweasel points.Cruz will give utterly unrehersed memorized answers to expected questions and get them mixed up, and blame CNN on giving gotcha questions.Ben will suddenly leap straight up in the air, then look around, realize where he is, and go back to sleep.iCarly will scream about how she is right, even though she is wrong, and anyway she has a vagina, allegedly.The remainder will pretend they are not getting their asses kicked by a blah guy, a chick, a canadian and an asshole. Look for Cristie ramping up the crazy for a hot minute, and or saying something about Trump making shit up about New Jersey and Trump dropping a few not at all veiled fat jokes in rebuttal.The news media will declare Teddy boy the winner.The end.

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Proud Liberal's avatar

He is! I may just have to move to Canada after the election! :)

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Proud Liberal's avatar

You are spot on!

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

you have saved me much pain. Namaste...

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

try muting it and MST3000 in tour own dialogue....

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