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Asurbanopal's avatar

Conservatives are easily the most self pitying people on planet Earth. Kavanaugh was literally crying in front of national cameras that there was a conspiracy to ruin his good name. Republicans are natural born victims.

Conservatives are a small minority of people in terms of political views on campus - but conservative law students are guaranteed a shot at half the open clerking positions because half of all justices or more are conservative. So in fact, there is conservative affirmative action in place to promote people like Kavanaigh ahead the 80$ of other law students. A Buch of @$$holes who rigged the game are complaining about how tough life is for them.

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Sadie Holly's avatar

tome, you should not be judged so much about what your do in high school as much as lying about it under oath as an adult while trying out for a job on the court.

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Pm Deering's avatar

hahaha thank you!

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gffish's avatar

I wonder if Kavanaugh has ever invited some of his drinking buddies over for a little game of Devil's Triangle with his wife.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

But why do they all write columns for the NYT???

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Meh - Manchin made sure it would make no difference before doing what his knuckle-dragging constituents wanted. Pretty sure he got Schumer's OK in advance.

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Regret's avatar

She is agressively purposely stupid, oblivious, and ignorant. She hangs with the white power crowd.

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Regret's avatar

Depends on where you get your water from. Some water smells like eggs, and tastes like chlorine.

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Darth Trad's avatar

All that drinking and he still managed to remain a virgin? This ones for you Brett/Bart!

"Went to a party - I danced all nightI drank sixteen beers - And I started up a fightBut now I am jaded - You're out of luckI'm rolling down the stairs - Too drunk to fuck

I'm too drunk to fuckYou're too drunk to fuckToo drunk, to fuckI'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunkTo fuck!"

https://youtu.be/l7TWLxCIgwE

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Finding a "Constitutional right to ban abortion" would be a stretch. Not that the fuckers wouldn't try.

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ryp's avatar

"Many of those people who say Kavanaugh shouldn’t have shown his anger are people who have never known what it was like to be a privileged asshole who had to deal with a lack of unearned respect from people who dare question their entitlement "

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ryp's avatar

Thomas is 70 and Alito 68, it may well be a decade, but it won't be 30 years.

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James (ACCOUNT NOT IN USE)'s avatar

Hey, I don't speak Greek either, and I'm pretty sure I don't deserve that comparison.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I can't think of any other kind of woman, that would hang out with that waste of flesh. I figure he is the type of guy who would make an account for his sex-doll, trying to pretend she is real.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Yes, apparently it crashed! Up and working now though

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BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

Can we just call the rapey violent bros who steal and grab by their proper name? Barbarians.

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