John Boehner, the weepy, drunky Speaker of the House who quite honestly would be your Wonkette's favorite person in the world if he were a weepy drunky Dem instead of a scaredy little buttboy for Congress's teabags (can you even imagine how many shot glasses we would sell with his weepy mug on them?), said a funny thing!
"If he truly loves his country he'll understand my metaphor and submit without complaint"
and if not, who cares? it'll still be fun for the rest of us...
You can substitute bourbon for the rye, or do a measure of each (but then you need a double old-fashioned glass).
The combination of the bitters, hot sauce and whiskey comes out very close to the hue of the Speaker's skin fresh out the tanning bed.
Oh come on you guys. The Boehner isn't hideous. He ain't Denny Hastert. I believe that is the standard we are using.
Damn you! Beat me to it ... and did it better to boot!
Cantor: "John, that is one ugly-ass tie."
It&#039;s not leather. It&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/x-ray_delta_one\/3821747617\/" target="_blank">Naugahyde</a>.
Is there a kinky version of &quot;Clue&quot; that I&#039;m not aware of?
while his meat loafs...
Well, Ohio, so...
cue the Santorum
Dirty Sanchez- they&#039;re going for the Latino vote, don&#039;tchaknow?
but this one goes to eleven...
isn&#039;t that what happened to Randy Travis?
liquor in the front, poker in the rear
Also, too, Obama could at least buy him a drink first.
1 measure rye Dash angostura bitters Tabasco sauce to taste (enough to make your face red and induce tearing)
Shake all ingredients with ice; strain into chilled old-fashioned glass; enjoy.
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