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Vienna Woods's avatar

The Color Guard is colored!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I have to post a picture of the historical marker of the surrender of Atlanta, funny, there's no museum to Northern Victory at the site, just a plaque and some apartments. Zombie General Sherman would approve.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Just because all other races are inferior, doesn't mean he hates them.

I suppose he's being charitable, by KKK standards -- and they probably don't much care for his attitude.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That explains the western-style saddle on his dinosaur. It's all starting to make sense now.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Freedumbz just another word For knocking down the Jooz.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm not sure the KKK had tax breaks to lose ... but then again, there's a lot of crazy shit in the tax code..

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When Jesus come to town, all the working folks around Believed what he did say But the bankers and the preachers, they nailed Him on the cross, And they laid Jesus Christ in his grave.

--Woody Guthrie

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SullivanSt's avatar

How long you got?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Life expectancy is lower in the South. Unfortunately, it's still high enough to allow reproduction. Oh Darwin, why doest though forsake us?

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chascates's avatar

Religion isn't the opium of the masses. It's the crystal meth of the masses.

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SullivanSt's avatar

You'll need the abridged version, then.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Neil Young was right.

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Mahousu's avatar

Hey, the Jews have Collier over for things all the time. I mean, every time he steps into a bank, or watches TV, or goes to the movies, he's on their property, right? I'm sure he'd agree with that.

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SullivanSt's avatar

"We don’t have the facilities to accommodate other people."

In other words, we only have one water fountain and one men's room.

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