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Rex Thorne's avatar

It appears to be what it was built for. It's just that prior Presidents refused to use it, so it was returned to the family who built it and eventually sold to Trump.https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

you've never heard about Kenny Goldsmith and his Wikipedia trolls, have you? in any case, if you skip down to the bottom for the citation, it says, " Time, August 1, 1980[full citation needed]". and then if you google that, you get nothing.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics...

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AngryKatie's avatar

You know it's fake because he only uses the gold sharpies.

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Asta's avatar

Notepad - clutching hand looks especially tiny.

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DQKennard's avatar

That Concierge desk is directly relevant, because he's getting the Address from the Concierge. That's what she's writing there in front of her. It's just a small part of the service at that *amazing* resort.

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DQKennard's avatar

When nobody's looking, though, he prefers his hands around a really huge black marker.

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jangoodell's avatar

I pay my bills at Mom's cuz my table is too cluttered with unopened mail. What's his excuse?

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mailman27's avatar

Get the gov't to pay the mortgage*,taxes, utilities and maintenance?

*I'm sure there's some insanely complicated financial instrument that the taxpayers can be on the hook for.

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mailman27's avatar

You win!!

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DahBoner's avatar

Needs more chunky scarf!!1!1!https://img1.etsystatic.com...

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$142720624's avatar

His shithole "resort" is now the "Winter White House"? He is declaring some of his private property to be the "Winter White House"?

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Baconzgood's avatar

No it i....ewwwwYou went there again Shan....you are a sick and warped unit!

MARRY ME

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Shananigan's avatar

Stop asking me that or I'll I might say yes and then you'll REALLY be sorry!

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

The forecast calls for rain and riots.

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Baconzgood's avatar

That really supposed to stop me from asking Shan?

You're rejecting wrong.

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