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It appears to be what it was built for. It's just that prior Presidents refused to use it, so it was returned to the family who built it and eventually sold to Trump.https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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you've never heard about Kenny Goldsmith and his Wikipedia trolls, have you? in any case, if you skip down to the bottom for the citation, it says, " Time, August 1, 1980[full citation needed]". and then if you google that, you get nothing.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics...

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You know it's fake because he only uses the gold sharpies.

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Notepad - clutching hand looks especially tiny.

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That Concierge desk is directly relevant, because he's getting the Address from the Concierge. That's what she's writing there in front of her. It's just a small part of the service at that *amazing* resort.

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When nobody's looking, though, he prefers his hands around a really huge black marker.

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I pay my bills at Mom's cuz my table is too cluttered with unopened mail. What's his excuse?

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Get the gov't to pay the mortgage*,taxes, utilities and maintenance?

*I'm sure there's some insanely complicated financial instrument that the taxpayers can be on the hook for.

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You win!!

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Needs more chunky scarf!!1!1!https://img1.etsystatic.com...

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His shithole "resort" is now the "Winter White House"? He is declaring some of his private property to be the "Winter White House"?

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No it i....ewwwwYou went there again Shan....you are a sick and warped unit!

MARRY ME

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Stop asking me that or I'll I might say yes and then you'll REALLY be sorry!

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The forecast calls for rain and riots.

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That really supposed to stop me from asking Shan?

You're rejecting wrong.

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