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Werewolf's avatar

-"and then die of some kind of intestinal worm?"

Ivermectin is actually an effective treatment for that.

Nalano635's avatar

Jesus, what timing lady. You wanna get involved with this dumpster fire now?

Mr. Malarkey's avatar

And henceforth I shall call her Junior Bint.

Jgb979's avatar

Early wedding invitations look greathttps://c.tenor.com/V-Fhcyl...

It still blows my mind she’s Gavin newsome’s ex https://encrypted-tbn0.gsta...

Kordo's avatar

They've thrown every other possible legal exception to testifying under oath at the wall, I guess they figured they'd give Spousal Privilege* a shot...

*I am not a lawyer, I don't know the legal term, but actually marrying Don Jr strikes me as a pretty solid start on a future Insanity defense.

whatwhomever's avatar

Well, the ex part makes sense at least.

whatwhomever's avatar

In this context I immediately thought of the dinglebears, the toilet paper and asswiping obsessed bears that are the Charmin mascots.

popebuck1's avatar

Awwww, that's so sweet that now she can't be forced to testify against him they found True Love.

Jack Millwater's avatar

Don't any of those low rent pieces of shit know a decent tailor?

Werewolf's avatar

Spousal Privilege doesn't apply to any communications before the marriage.

Truxpin49's avatar

That instagram post wasn’t photoshopped at all. Lol.

davidbyronhopson's avatar

May their lives together be brutish, nasty, and short. [spits in their general direction]

RepubAnon's avatar

Spousal privilege against testifying against each other has motivated many marriages when indictments are in the air...

RepubAnon's avatar

I'm sure some Federalist Society judge will expand the privilege...