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Werewolf's avatar

-"and then die of some kind of intestinal worm?"

Ivermectin is actually an effective treatment for that.

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Nalano635's avatar

Jesus, what timing lady. You wanna get involved with this dumpster fire now?

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Mr. Malarkey's avatar

And henceforth I shall call her Junior Bint.

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Jgb979's avatar

Early wedding invitations look greathttps://c.tenor.com/V-Fhcyl...

It still blows my mind she’s Gavin newsome’s ex https://encrypted-tbn0.gsta...

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Kordo's avatar

They've thrown every other possible legal exception to testifying under oath at the wall, I guess they figured they'd give Spousal Privilege* a shot...

*I am not a lawyer, I don't know the legal term, but actually marrying Don Jr strikes me as a pretty solid start on a future Insanity defense.

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whatwhomever's avatar

Well, the ex part makes sense at least.

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whatwhomever's avatar

In this context I immediately thought of the dinglebears, the toilet paper and asswiping obsessed bears that are the Charmin mascots.

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popebuck1's avatar

Awwww, that's so sweet that now she can't be forced to testify against him they found True Love.

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Jack Millwater's avatar

Don't any of those low rent pieces of shit know a decent tailor?

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Werewolf's avatar

Spousal Privilege doesn't apply to any communications before the marriage.

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Truxpin49's avatar

That instagram post wasn’t photoshopped at all. Lol.

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davidbyronhopson's avatar

May their lives together be brutish, nasty, and short. [spits in their general direction]

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davidbyronhopson's avatar

My reaction too.

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RepubAnon's avatar

Spousal privilege against testifying against each other has motivated many marriages when indictments are in the air...

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RepubAnon's avatar

I'm sure some Federalist Society judge will expand the privilege...

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