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Krieger's avatar

This might put the guys at Knowledge Fight out of a job. That's a bit of a bummer.

Sarah Smile's avatar

There's plenty of other scumbag lying grifters they can take on. Besides, Jones is never going to just go away. If Infowars shuts down he'll either start a podcast, or Elon Musk will give him a show on Twitter like he did Tucker Carlson.

beb's avatar

Blog for sale, who will buy it?

I think any sale of the Infowar's company has to come with a covenent that Alex Jones may never work there again.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. None for me, thanks. My nose is too sensitive to odors.

Charles in San Diego's avatar

Lemme see . . . I think I have a few stuck-together pennies in my desk drawer I can waste at the aution.

Kingeider's avatar

I want to see more Seattle coffee tossed on him https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vGmGfO54ThY

pangolin100's avatar

I want his Rolex to sell for $35 and I want him to know it.

"M"'s avatar

You could write him a nice note

DogParent's avatar

Ideally, someone else would buy Infowars, hire Jones as an employee, but then force him to repudiate every idiotic untruth he ever spouted. More likely, he and Drumph will team up to fleece the rubes, or have to compete against each other for MAGA-bucks once Jones launches his next grift.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

๐˜๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜บ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜บ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜บ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ.

I'm cool with that. Provided that his salary is limited to, say $5K a month, with everything above that garnisheed.

Gammarae's avatar

oh hell, let's let him find out how to live on minimum wage, and give ALL the moneys to his victims

Wondering Woman's avatar

Hope this sets a precedent for Steve Bannonโ€™s eventual disappearance from the public space.

Darth Trad's avatar

I'll take his nutsack to repurpose as a change purse.

Queroloustwo's avatar

A place to keep your two cents.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I want that cockroach wearing one of those old timey barrels with suspenders while he sits on a corner with a sign that says, โ€œwill spread baseless conspiracy theories for food.โ€

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

"They think you're stupid." No, we know that you're stupid. That ship has sailed.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

The fact that theyโ€™re visiting Infowars.com is a good indication.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I'd prefer to see him hurt physically, say in a way that prevented him from ever speaking again.

Jeff Ralston's avatar

Musk should buy all the Infowars bumper stickers and slap them on his Starship in lieu of heat shield tiles.

Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

Bear would like the shortwave radio transmitters plz, oh wait they only ever *leased* time. POOP.