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One simple trick can help you avoid this virgin problem!

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The master does not approve.

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Alex Jones sent one of his junior conspiracy theory loons to Boston after the bombing to talk shit about who might be behind it-and one Bostonian was having none of it.

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410 ppm.? Did I actually see that?

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What's with Republicans and their impenetrable shields? eg Star Wars Were they all traumatized by that tooth paste commercial back in the day?

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Vegan baby butthole

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Wonder if Mueller will want to speak to him?

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Well, you certainly latched on to the correct syntax and everything! I suspect you're familiar with this idiom.

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Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Someone needs to do a commercial about that, instead of dog monkey baby.

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If we had just set up a genocide security unit with Hitler during WWII, think how many lives could have been saved.

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Rock-em-Sock-em-Robots!

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There's one in _Pink Flamingos_.

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Ok, that is not the cheese souffle I was imagining. I would still eat it, though.

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What was Trump thinking? If you want to build a wall around our cyber, you get China to help you, not Russia. China knows how to build walls.

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Considering that they aren't going to do anything other than throw out snappy one-liners, I think they should provide their own rimshots rather than depend on the American taxpayer for them.

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