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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

One simple trick can help you avoid this virgin problem!

mailman27's avatar

The master does not approve.

Werewolf's avatar

Alex Jones sent one of his junior conspiracy theory loons to Boston after the bombing to talk shit about who might be behind it-and one Bostonian was having none of it.

mailman27's avatar

410 ppm.? Did I actually see that?

Ducksworthy's avatar

What's with Republicans and their impenetrable shields? eg Star Wars Were they all traumatized by that tooth paste commercial back in the day?

DJG's avatar

Vegan baby butthole

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Wonder if Mueller will want to speak to him?

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Well, you certainly latched on to the correct syntax and everything! I suspect you're familiar with this idiom.

ahughes798's avatar

Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

ahughes798's avatar

Someone needs to do a commercial about that, instead of dog monkey baby.

Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

If we had just set up a genocide security unit with Hitler during WWII, think how many lives could have been saved.

Tennessee Rain's avatar

Rock-em-Sock-em-Robots!

Doloras Funkette's avatar

There's one in _Pink Flamingos_.

calliecallie's avatar

Ok, that is not the cheese souffle I was imagining. I would still eat it, though.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

What was Trump thinking? If you want to build a wall around our cyber, you get China to help you, not Russia. China knows how to build walls.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Considering that they aren't going to do anything other than throw out snappy one-liners, I think they should provide their own rimshots rather than depend on the American taxpayer for them.