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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you know- it would probably be far more watchable if it actually had some dogs and ponies...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>yell at a Mexican</i>

the WSJ's version of the OC Weekly's <i>Ask a Mexican</i> column

bobbert's avatar

One does not simply smash a bottle of Blue.

Shypixel's avatar

The first handwritten letter I have written since the advent of email is not going to be to Joe Biden, regardless of how adorable he may or may not be.

Besides, who has that many stamps?

Joshua Norton's avatar

How's about a drinking for all the half-wit wingnutters who are lined up to respond?

Like every time they mention "Socialism" » Finish your drink and take your neighbor’s.

Or

"Obamacare" » Take a vitamin with a shot. You may need it.

chascates's avatar

You better put on your jammies before it starts then.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's called an Orange Boehner.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Rubio will be playing his own drinking game.

chascates's avatar

And once again the GOP will prove how much Congress resembles an average high school instead of the deliberative body of the world's greatest power.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

If Bamz says "god bless" (which I'm sure he feels he must to throw a bone to the bible freaks who will still hate him no matter what so what's the point), my drinks are coming back out.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought an Orange Boehner is what all the commenters at Gateway Pundit ended up with after a late night Cheetos binge