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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Odds-on favorite in the "First Palin to be Jailed" lottery.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys And my old lady she don't care My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair...

Lefty Mark's avatar

Clear heels, full tarts can't lose.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Such as for instance teh Fords. They really must not mate with the Palins.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Alaskans wised up once they got to know the real grifter princess, but millions of Palin groupies still exist across the lower 48

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I always wear star spangled pumps when I'm ready to choke someone ... big deal

chascates's avatar

Damage Control: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/14..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.inquisitr.com/1473833/another-side-of-...">http://www.inquisitr.com/14...

<i>Track wound up with four cracked ribs, reports the source, which is consistent with him being at the bottom of the brawl, not the top. About the seemingly narcissistic comment by Sarah Palin, “Don’t you know who I am,” the source tells a different story. What she is reported to have yelled is, “Don’t you know who he is? He’s a veteran!” A Facebook friend of Sarah Palin’s backs that part up in a comment on the birthday wishes to Todd Palin. </i>

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

It would unite the hardy Northern white trash tribes, who would sweep through the lower 48 like a hot knife through some primo hash...

fuflans's avatar

more like a deadly near miss.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'd have settled for the Wikipedia entry that said I punched Bristol back, right in the face.

PubOption's avatar

Track vanished into the army for a time, rather than face time in jail for damaging the tires and/or brakes of Wasilla school buses.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

We have a winner .... nuthin to see here, go back to your trailers.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Bristol went <a href="http:\/\/assets-s3.usmagazine.com\/uploads\/assets\/articles\/36456-bristol-palin-tried-to-have-fun-dressing-as-gorilla-on-dwts\/promo\/1287490756_bristol-palin-206.jpg" target="_blank">ape</a> shit. Again.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Todd honey...is that your Little Todd?"

"It Shure is"