Late summer. The perfect time to crash a birthday party, punch the host in the face multiple times, and shriek obscenities at all and sundry. But WHAT TO WEAR? If you are Sarah Palin, the answer is "platform shoes with American flags on them." You guys, I think I just got hard. Let's glean more fashion tips from the Palin clan, along with the latest from witnesses on how the fight started, who punched whom and who choked someone out (Todd. Todd choked someone out), and the level of shirtlessness on certain Palin family eldest sons. It's not the first time the
My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys And my old lady she don't care My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair...
<i>Track wound up with four cracked ribs, reports the source, which is consistent with him being at the bottom of the brawl, not the top. About the seemingly narcissistic comment by Sarah Palin, &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you know who I am,&rdquo; the source tells a different story. What she is reported to have yelled is, &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you know who he is? He&rsquo;s a veteran!&rdquo; A Facebook friend of Sarah Palin&rsquo;s backs that part up in a comment on the birthday wishes to Todd Palin. </i>
Hillbilly couture?
Tangled up in Blue. Meth.
Odds-on favorite in the &quot;First Palin to be Jailed&quot; lottery.
My old man&#039;s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys And my old lady she don&#039;t care My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair...
Clear heels, full tarts can&#039;t lose.
Such as for instance teh Fords. They really must not mate with the Palins.
Alaskans wised up once they got to know the real grifter princess, but millions of Palin groupies still exist across the lower 48
I always wear star spangled pumps when I&#039;m ready to choke someone ... big deal
Damage Control: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/14..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.inquisitr.com/1473833/another-side-of-...">http://www.inquisitr.com/14...
<i>Track wound up with four cracked ribs, reports the source, which is consistent with him being at the bottom of the brawl, not the top. About the seemingly narcissistic comment by Sarah Palin, &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you know who I am,&rdquo; the source tells a different story. What she is reported to have yelled is, &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you know who he is? He&rsquo;s a veteran!&rdquo; A Facebook friend of Sarah Palin&rsquo;s backs that part up in a comment on the birthday wishes to Todd Palin. </i>
It would unite the hardy Northern white trash tribes, who would sweep through the lower 48 like a hot knife through some primo hash...
more like a deadly near miss.
I&#039;d have settled for the Wikipedia entry that said I punched Bristol back, right in the face.
Track vanished into the army for a time, rather than face time in jail for damaging the tires and/or brakes of Wasilla school buses.
We have a winner .... nuthin to see here, go back to your trailers.
Bristol went <a href="http:\/\/assets-s3.usmagazine.com\/uploads\/assets\/articles\/36456-bristol-palin-tried-to-have-fun-dressing-as-gorilla-on-dwts\/promo\/1287490756_bristol-palin-206.jpg" target="_blank">ape</a> shit. Again.
&quot;Todd honey...is that your Little Todd?&quot;
&quot;It Shure is&quot;