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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I assume some house painter looked away for a couple of minutes and SHS swiped his drop cloth.

Bad Scooter's avatar

my thoughts exactly, based upon the seams running from her neck to her armpits, which i suspect are supposed to lie across the high point of her shoulders.

maybe she thought it was too revealing a look for daytime TV when she put it on frontwards? “these collarbones are for my husband’s eyes only.”

Grumpy Twat's avatar

Yes, but my jaw dropped at the same time and I ended up with a major coughing fit.

MoeLarryAndJesus's avatar

Sarah Huckabee Lost her virginityTo the tune of her own laughterTwelve minutes afterEating homemade peach jellyOff of Steve Bannon's belly.

MoeLarryAndJesus's avatar

I'd be surprised if she wasn't the bully, instead of the victim. She comes from bully stock..

phoenix00's avatar

Did she swing for power like Batista, or for average like Altuve?

MC Planck's avatar

People are entitled to the administration's facts!

MC Planck's avatar

When she goes to trial, I want to get 100 large, hairy men wearing black leather motorcycle jackets to stand outside the judge's house every night holding signs that say, "You deserve to be burned to death in your house."

Then, after a few weeks of this, the defense can ask the judge, "So. How did you sleep last night?"

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

At least it's not a bun 😱😱😱

Lynn A Myers's avatar

We used the word "poot" in the South to mean the same thing as "fart."

Miss Dill's avatar

I noticed that right off...think she def sewed it herself.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Disagree.He DID deserve to be assaulted. However, he should not have been.Just because someone deserves a thing does not mean someone else should give it them

Duncan Tweedy's avatar

"Huckabee family armpit fart contests"

Solid Gold.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Nah, I have a brother who's pretty kewl too. ;-D

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Before or after baking pies?