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Bruce's avatar

Reuben Garcia is fit and already campaigning, and precisely ZERO of ANY of the emails he's sent or statements he's made reference Curtsey Sinema at all. Krazy Lake isn't talking about her at all either afaik.

Also polls have shown that even just head-to-head with Krazy Lake he'll win.

The one thing that unites all of The Terrible Sand Kingdom Of Arizonastan is that we ALL hate Sinema.

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Bruce's avatar

Sigh Reuben Gallego not Garcia...dunno WHERE THAT particular brain fart came from!

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

You more than made up for it with the quick correction and especially "Curtsey Sinema."

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Phried Ω's avatar

Look at Sinema's CV. She has a BA, Masters, JD, and PhD. She was a state rep, state sen, congressman, and senator. She is a participation trophy collector and its time to move on to the next quest. She will run for pres. in 28 or get a cosmetologist license. She hasn't decided on which.

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

Didn't Arizona reject this woman like 5 times now?

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feckless's avatar

After we no longer need Sin-enema and Man-chin, can we real dems agree do everything legally possible to ruin and destroy any source of joy in their lives?

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feckless's avatar

After we no longer need Sin-enema and Man-chin, can we real dems agree do everything legally possible to ruin and destroy any source of joy in their lives?

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Adny Patridge's avatar

Arizona said "fuck no" to Kari Lake once already, and we will do it again.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Republicans kowtowing to the party line and endorsing Republicans? Who woulda thunk it?

Also, I'll bet Sinema never really does grasp that she's been a straw candidate for the GOP this whole time. After all, she's the mastermind grifter, right? Never the one who actually gets conned.

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Bruce's avatar

Yeah, the moment she either loses or decides not to run all her close warm lobbyist pals are gonna be "New Phone. Who Dis?" when she calls. She was precisely valuale so long as she held that Senate seat in an evenly balanced Senate. She's useless to them now

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Lyndsey Loves tRump Farts's avatar

Hope her barista skills are up to date. Even a job at Starbucks requires knowing how to do something...

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Steven McCrary's avatar

Drink another margarita, Sinema, it might make you feel better.

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biff murphy's avatar

“Kari Lake is in this race to make Arizona and America stronger”

And overwhelming Arizonans with a vasoline haziness and over the top rhetoric for all her constituents is just the cherry on top...

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JamesSmith's avatar

of course they never really explain why Lake is such a great candidate

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Steven McCrary's avatar

Because

MAKE MURICA GREAT AGAIN, shouldn’t that be enough?

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Hello Marion's avatar

I have been living in Baja Arizona for 30 years now and will say the sole nice thing I can conjure up about Kari Lake: I really like the font she uses for her name on the campaign posters.

I can't conjure up anything nice about Kyrsten Sinema.

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Liminal's avatar

“She is a generational communicator“

Means what? She’s young (ish) but she can talk to the Olds?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I was hoping we only got one once in a generation.

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lmurr's avatar

She's a somewhat convincing bullshit factory to idiots.

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Mr. Minky's avatar

I can answer the question in the headline. MONEY!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

You have to admit, a debate between Kari Lake and Hot Topic would be interesting. Lake would demand to be able to bring her own lighting and she only be filmed through gauze while Hot Topic would insist that no actual residents of Arizona be allowed in the audience. And the only questions they could ask her would come from her donors.

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Retired Superhero's avatar

They’ve been using the old vaseline on the camera trick for Lake. She’s never been shot in focus that I’ve seen.

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Bruce's avatar

Trick! Its not soft focus or anything. She actually wears a blurry human suit.

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Retired Superhero's avatar

Like an Edgar suit? She’s trickier than I knew. Get her some sugar water!!!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

“Kari Lake is in this race to make Arizona and America stronger.”

That's the RED FLAG. Using MAGA terminology. Good luck, honey.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Everything about Lake is a big red flag.

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Revenant's avatar

any more red and she'd be this election cycle's CPUSA candidate. Ideologically opposed?

What party affiliation does a tick or a chigger have? The RWNJs have ceased to distinguish between Nazi and Commie anyway, and what about NO LABELS, huh?

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