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Right then. So how do we make it so? Do we have alternate communication devices that won't have us trading responses down to 10mm comment widths here?

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That is the point where I put in $10 and play nothing but Journey's "When the lights go down in mah citaaay " or whatever 10 times and walk out.

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MB:

I agree. Every other copy on the 'net seems to have been taken down. This guy has spread his version around like crazy. It's so bad 7-UP probably doesn't care.

They should put their best commercials on their own website.

Actually, it's even better than I remembered. Hilarious. Too bad we couldn't locate decent version. But, then, I'm not going to watch it every day.

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True. But I like to pretend my adopted little berg doesn't actually cultivate these neanderthals in basements like other fungi (if only). So please allow me my occasional fantasy that said neanderthals are actually all escapees from appropriate institutions in other obscure towns in our state.

Your indulgence is worth <i>at least</i> one drink on me, I assure you.

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If my own presence is acceptable to others, may I then request that it be on a Saturday, as opposed to a weeknight?

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<i>...offering to “fuck your face off"...</i>

I hope someone explained to him that most women prefer to be fucked in their vaginas, and offering that might increase his success rate.

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Worst quality since the last T-Bagger video. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc... <a href="http://Ahttp://www.youtube.com/wat..."" target="_blank">Ahttp://www.youtube.com/wat..."</a> target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_xhvjzjk3Ahttp://...">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

It's Michael Ontkean - perhaps a smarter Wonketter can find a better version.

"That's my story..."

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Did you not also learn that it snowed somewhere this past winter, thus disproving forever any theories of climate change ever?

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Does anyone else remember the 7-Up commercial that was a parody of "Love Story?"

The guy fell in love with a bottle of 7-Up. They dated, ran around together, and all that.

Late one night he came back to the apartment and the bottle was on the floor, with the cap off and empty...

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Libertarians are so bad KrugerRand won't even support his own father.

I hope they at least bought you a drink.

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Those aren't the same things?

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They learned that TIME'S UP shit from their wives and girlfriends. Have one of 'em grunt and grind on you for a minute and you'd yell TIME'S UP too.

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And it snowed someplace last winter so there's no global warming.

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Dearest Editrix, you are TRULY and SURELY a librul wonk (no pun intended, but go ahead anywayz ... ) when you are more offended by libertariantards, than a drunk dude's leeringly blunt "offer" (such that it got him tossed).

I hereby commend you profoundly for your priorities! And may you receive better offers for "personal fulfillment" from those whom you would actually deem worthy.

Sincerely, OWL

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Did you have a good time TIMES UP!

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If the bars in Detroit are full of Paultards then the city really has died. Move the poor to Canada and pave the place over.

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