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Maybe the Romneys? Mormons all look alike to me.

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I think it’s a valid point, and it’s starting to at least work it’s way towards equal representation, veeeeeeerrryyyyyyyysloooooowlllyyyyy.

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pronouns can be confuzzle; he wuz referring to fuckabee-sanders who had their homework eated by the canine who came to a sad end at the hand of her brother.

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I wonder if it has since disappeared from print like "The Bean Report" which was the bestest book ever of fart stories and jokes (Wonkette still queen of dick jokes.)

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Even the Naval base?

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are those cute little fluffy dogs from Havana or Java?

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Two days late to this, I know, but it is interesting. Women do share personality traits with men more than we tend to acknowledge, but how much of that comes from learning that it's the proper way to think and act based on growing up in a society designed to benefit men? What are our instinctive traits as women? I can imagine less warfare, if protection of children and empathy are actual instinctive traits in women, but no less arguing, lying or attempting to manipulate the system for personal benefit. Stubbornness, deceit and greed seem to be universal traits among all humans. And there are plenty of women who don't care at all about people who aren't personally known to them, and who therefore would let those groups suffer, if their own personal groups would not be inconvenienced in the slightest. Would those kinds of women succeed, politically? That depends on who is voting for them. Regardless of whether the society they grew up in is dominated by men or women, the views of society will shape it's leadership, unless we're talking about some sort of monarchy or dictatorship. So if the society cares for others or at least recognizes that caring for others is better for them than isolation, that will carry over into Leadership. If society just wants to protect itself and fuck everyone else, then Leadership will likely reflect that. As far as nature vs. nurture goes, I have personally noted two changes in my own behavior that I can't really attribute to a conscious change. Before having my kid, I watched L&O:SVU a ton, and I thought babies were weird looking and boring. After: I cannot stand the L&O episodes involving children or infants, and I think they're cute and fun to smile at and wave to. Is that in my nature as a woman, or is it simply having my own and falling in love with him? I scream, for I do not know. This was really rambly and probably was mostly stuff you had already considered, but it felt good to get it out of my brain. Thank you.

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Have you been to what was the naval base in Alameda lately?Wineries are taking up residence as we type...

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Sadly, no, I haven't been to Oakland or Berkeley for 5.5 years and never visited the base.

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Also, the dog ate her homework and then her brother murdered the dog.

And this is why Wonkette is the best source of news, dick jokes and mommy recipes.

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Finally put out to pasture

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Ew.

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So what secret information did Trump share with them this time?

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Your namesake was one of my fave real-crime-noir photogs. Very artful

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Honestly, I don't have it in me to panic about a relatively normal bureaucratic spy meeting (where they probably did talk about the sanctions, it was a spy meeting). I'm busy using my panic for other things.

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