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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

"We’re sure the truth will come out, because hoo boy, his FBI is leaky."

We all know who the biggest leak in Patel's FBI is. Countdown to him vomiting it all over Xitter in 5 . . 4 . . 3 . . .

larry gassan's avatar

Kash is being honored as Sub-Contractor Of The Year, and will pick up his spangly award.

Patricia Cole's avatar

Possibly - he's going to put the final touches on a Russian-run false flag operation, timed for just before the midterms - an 'attack' on America by China-Canada-Cuba, aided by antifa and illegal immigrants.

Perfect excuse to declare martial law, cancel elections, and declare Trump our new 'God-King and Emperor.'

Dwight Munger, III πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ's avatar

In exchange for the lobbying money they receive, Republicans are more than happy to provide Israel with healthcare, food, and financial assistance.

At the same time, they refuse to provide those same kinds of support to their fellow Americans.

Furthermore, while embracing government assistance for Israel, they demonize and attack Americans who want or expect similar benefits here at home.

Republicans are the epitome of hypocrisy, corruption, and deceit. πŸ’―

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BlueSpot's avatar

Kash Patel has all the seeming

Of a mole in need of debriefing.

eddi-SABH's avatar

He's been promoted to Putin's bagman and is going to Moscow to pick up a pallet of dollars.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

There actually are legitimate reasons why the director of the FBI might meet with his Russian counterpart. The Russian mob, for example, in ass deep in stuff like international money laundering and human trafficking. So they could be comparing notes on that.

But no, we know whatever J Edgar Boozer will be up to, it won’t be something legitimate.

archy's avatar

One of Kraznov's former tenants whose attorney in the US was former FIB Director William S. Sessions:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semion_Mogilevich

Jane Clarke's avatar

Short answer: vodka

Jane Clarke's avatar

Short answer: vodka

janetandzig's avatar

Say his name like his boss says Obama's: Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel

Nemo's avatar

Here's a Google query you can all make: What was Hitler's opinion of the Confederacy? Hint: he was a big fan

Richard Van Atta's avatar

Something seriously worrying about Kra$h Pittle cozying up to KGB … He’s the butt-end of the Trumphukian Maladministration β€” pathetic preening posturing poser…

Penitent In Purgatory's avatar

Kash will need the Dr. Strangelove Survival kit... Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas (or Moscow) with all that stuff

larry gassan's avatar

β€œPiss on Yew, Ah Work For Mel Brooks!” Oh wait, same Slim Pickens, different movie…

JP's avatar

Someone tell him to not stand next to an open window.

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

"a desperate bid to prove everybody has been wrong about him this whole time."

Oh, you mean just like his hero Big Daddy tWump? That man will beat a dead horse until it's glue in an attempt to goad it across a finish line only he can see.