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True, I did overlook his heroic stand at "The Battle of the Bra". Good catch on your part Nightflyer.

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He has committed numerous highly successful sexual assaults the past 60 years, ever since he discovered that his penis doubled as a "toy."

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Sorry to be on the other side of this, but wild horses are invasive exotics and are damaging the desert prairies. Their only effective predator is mountain lions and lions are in short supply. Very few people have the desire and resources to take them on as domestic animals. I live a couple of miles from a BLM horse and burro facility. Like any herbivore without predators, they overpopulate and end up starving. Oh, I entirely agree that Stewart is a shithead who wants to implement lots of bad policies. Culling the horses is not one of them.

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He looks as sharp as a bowling ball. I'm sure he'll do just fine.

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HEY THANKS

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It takes all year to find it. :(

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He can’t even get nominated as acting secretary of asparagus.

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...and integrity.

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But the fact of the matter is that WE are the majority, not the MAGAts.

We do NOT give up either quietly nor without a fight.

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First law of inquiry. Be the brightest man at the desk. Second law of inquiry. Don't ask questions that might have answers the will embarrass you. Third rule is somewhat of a popular one, but nonetheless true. Don't show up at a knife fight with a pencil.

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There IS no bottom. None.

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He's entirely unqualified to serve as Secretary of Aspersion, as well.

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The whole goal of the Republican Party is to get us to give up on democracy and let them have power permanently.

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Observing the facial characteristics of these repub idiots leaves me with the impression that not only are they stupid, but that they are under the influence of drugs or something. I'd like to see the next congress put into law a requirement for any member to have to take a drug test and have its results posted.

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If there’s a dumb decision to be made, Trump’s the guy to make it.

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Ratcliff mugshot ALLEGEDLY https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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