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So, "Yes."

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Naked booby ladies are the best kind of booby ladies.

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*adjusts corset* you sure about that?

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I understood that reference. And yes, actually.

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I dunno.

Convince me.

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Don't you prefer your presents to be wrapped? πŸ˜›πŸ‘πŸ‘Έ

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( . )( . )

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Not if you're him.

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pleasegodnohavemercy

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Literally said to my partner this morning "he knew damn well no Republican cares about him sleazing onto young girls, he was just upping the locker-room ante because he's worried about getting caught with that boy"

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He had a sex addiction?And every time he had a bad day he made it better by putting his little Gaetz in underage girls's hoo hahs?

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If I were mad at a woman and she fell to her knees in front of me, I'd probably be much more inclined to forgive her.

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It's like the Mad magazine joke about men watching women's tennis to see their boobs bouncing up and down as they run across the court.

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You know the nekkid Gaetz peener pics will be all over the inna'webs by sundown.

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At least two other Congressional wiggies I don't want to see:

Lindsay Graham

Mitch McConnell

Ya had to go and ask!

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Religion is the last refuge of scoundrels.

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