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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Snowden= Where's Waldo for Journalists

edit- I suppose I should look at the accompanying picture before I post

Vienna Woods's avatar

Yes, because when I'm in trouble, the person I trust is Vladimir Putin. Right.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

did you look him in the eyes?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

untraceable deposits are people too, my friend

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd check between the sofa cushions, that's usually where I find everything I'm missing

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

How very dare you, Herr Doktor Zoom! This Snowden character has not one ounce the style and flair of one Carmen Sandiego! Does he have an acapella group devoted solely to his exploits? I think not!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's what you get for letting Bill Shatner book your trips...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Interestingly, Snowden has now claimed that he purposely got himself hired at BAH in order to snoop on the NSA

Gotta love those private sector contractors- including the USIS, which did such a fine job of vetting this guy

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I recommend self inflicted capital punishment- a preemptive strike, as it were

The Quirk's avatar

Uh, because war criminals and banksters are in charge of the prosecutions?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

when they run out of Booz

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

should have booked Joe Klein a seat

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the way Gregory attempts it, it is...

schmannity's avatar

Stuck in Moscow still beats DFW during a protracted lightening storm.