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Klapaucius's avatar

So there is a time period shorter than Planck time?

Amy!'s avatar

He's waiting for the fairy to show up and grant his wish to become a Real Boy.

Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

Yeah. A Trump time.

It's so short that a Planck time looks at it and laughs it's ass off.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I get the feeling that Princess will drop Plastic Jared in a hot minute if Poppy demands that she demonstrate fealty to remain in the inner circle.

President Joe! SAY IT!'s avatar

it is another pretense of "doing something"

Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

Poisonous Bitch Hopkins is a UK citizen. How is she allowed into the country

Hiss's avatar

A really big one, and pointy.

bluicebank's avatar

Having developed my own website cobbled from templates, I can attest that one amateur can do it.

kustomrides.com

No one has to re-invent the wheel. The most time consuming part of it is data entry, a fancy way of saying "typing."

puredog's avatar

"Bibi used to stay at the kushner's home when he visited the US, he slept in jared's bed, jared slept in the basement."That's what they want you to think.

3FingerPete's avatar

Award winning activist Katie Hopkins? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

3FingerPete's avatar

She and Nigel Farage have season passes.

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

GFY Newt, you mendacious fucking swamp dweller.

MsEdgyNation's avatar

Well, at least my mayor isn't a complete idiot. Per CDC recommendations, restaurants and bars are not allowed to have more than 50 patrons at once until further notice.

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

The world would be a better place without Bannon or Hopkins in it. Just sayin'.

carovee's avatar

I was super confused to hear that Jared was involved at all because Mike Pence is in charge of the "task force". But then I remembered that Trump is a paranoid dictator and would never trust anyone outside of his own grifty family. I never thought I'd write these words but "Let Pence do his job!!!!".