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Maybe's avatar

There's no good reason we can't do both, at least metaphorically.

Then send his sorry ass to jail. Maybe he'll get Donny Jr.s as a cellmate, by and by.

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Leftflank's avatar

Oh-duh, had a brainuerism.

Yeah, he'll perish prior to the prisoners playing pattycakes on his patooty.

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reynard61's avatar

Donto Trumptarski:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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kmblue187's avatar

Name begins with T, ends with P, head is bald under blond hairdo.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

it's always the money...these republican fucks are swimming in vlad $$

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Leftflank's avatar

I'm sorry, who?

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kmblue187's avatar

whatever works!

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Maybe's avatar

Well, perhaps it just because I'm more feminine than you, but I want to kick him in the crotch.

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Maybe's avatar

Trump does pick the best people. Just not best for the U. S.

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sistermarie's avatar

fwiw.. I HATE THESE FUCKING OLD FAT WHITE DUDES...PITIFUL GREEDY ASSWIPES. ((((thanks, had to get it off my chest)))))

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khanurik's avatar

go figure...

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

The follow-up in the "sports-true-story" genre, was watching "Battle of the Sexes" (about Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs), with my 28 year old daughter. (BJK says it's about 95% accurate.)Lawyer daughter could not believe it was real!Great story, well told.

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MyLovelyNose's avatar

Which pale, hairless lump of lard is that? They all look alike to me.

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MyLovelyNose's avatar

Long ago I read an excellent short story in Harper's about a Russian thug who got hold of a thermos of Uranium-235. Of course he was going to sell it for big bucks, but a low-level thief mugged him for it. The thief thought it was cocaine or heroin, and the story ends with him taking a huge snort of it and feeling "fireworks explode in his skull."

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

Poor guy can't even afford "Just For Men" anymore.

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HooverVilles's avatar

It was estimated that the assassins used 26.5 micrograms to kill Litvineko, an exceptionally large dose. Once this was discovered, doctors did their best to make sure no one else was exposed to the radioactive material.

https://www.ft.com/content/...

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