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Yeah. In Ontario I have never heard them referred to as anything but snowmobiles. Unless it's as "god-damned noisy gas-eating pains in the ass"

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It depends where you move, Barb. I literally did not have to put up with hearing them until I moved from the burbs/Toronto at the age of 23 to a small village. Then I had to put up with jerks driving them down the main street. Now that we are right out in the country, surrounded by orchards, we hear them rarely. Is nice. Last winter not at all, because no snow. Oh, and if you come, welcome!

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Who the fuck is Willow? Thank you.

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Willow is Bristol's sister. ;-)

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i live in a trailer, and i am NOTHING like mooselinii!

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i watch toddlers and tiaras because it makes me feel so GOOD about my parenting choices.

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Anyone named Willow should be a bit nervous when they start talking about cutting trees.

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Not to be a buzzkill here, but I don't think they have pool boys in Alaska.

How about hot tub maintenance guy?

Or sauna installer? I'd spank Bristol with birch branches.

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'merica fuck yeah.

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Or, of course, the classic "All of them, Katie."

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Mmmmm... <em>that</em> was easy to fap to.

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Those two quantities, for a Palin, are like cars on a funicular railway - as one goes up, the other goes down.

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<em>Dance Moms</em> - one of very few things on this planet that introduces a modicum of doubt that the Palins are the worst people on it. TLC has the other: <em>Toddlers and Tiaras</em> - freeway wreck TV, you don't <em>want</em> to look, but you can't <em>not</em> as you pass by.

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Nope. Will not watch, will not read.

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Obviously her many fans have different ideas. Three comments from her site:

<i>Really enjoyed your show tonite. I had several laugh out loud moments. Also had a “ahh now I remember what it was like to have siblings”. Tripp was adorable as usual and I bet will be involved with the iron pup next yr. Gino is a very nice guy, Bristol! So brave of you to do the reindeer race.

Bristol, I love your show! I love Alaska. However, I have to tell you, I really like Willow also. She is a typical 17 year old. She is also honest and beautiful. Don’t be so hard on her. (You did hit her with the fridge door.) Gino is a great catch, hold onto him. :-)

I couldn’t get the player to play unfortunately and I don’t get the channel your show is on so I’ve never seen it.</i>

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"Put the chicken in the oven."

Is that what the youngs are now calling the dirty deed?

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