Wonkers! There you are, just trying to read your dick jokes in peace, and some fucking thing keeps looping and crashing your browser. Or there's a fucking poll that sounds like it was written by Steven Crowder (it probably was). Or some goddamn footer takes about a minute to appear and then a minute to close. WHY IS WONKETTE DESTROYING YOUR DICK JOKE EXPERIENCE???
Well sometimes the damn pot helps people. Sorry, but it's true. It helps me a hell of a lot. It doesn't work for you. Fine. It works for a lot of people. So, more of the damn pot.
Here is the Secret: "Be nice to her, invite her for a neutral beverage/function, be trustworthy and stuff, suggest walking to nearby places so that you will be walking back in a twilight hour and then chat outside for too long, ACTUALLY ASK HER OUT (making it clear this is not a friend thing but a romance/attraction thing!). If she fails to respond, treat her as a friend and try a new lady. Keep trying the Secret until it works. Millions of users say its infallible!"
Rebecca - I've got an idea. It's a little fuzzy still but hear me out.
Instead of taking the Wonkette drinky thing to the losers readers, make them come drink with the Wonkette. Wonkette vacation time in beautiful Montana - complete with all the abuse, in person!
As a $5/mo triple platinum level member, I think it is reasonable to suggest that you pay up you cheap mother fuckers as I'm sure the management is too polite to suggest although possibly not to think. If Sullivan could support himself and his lavish lifestyle through a paid blog then surely too can wonkette first family also (too).
Apparently every single website is now wholly dependent on browser-crashing ads. And don't get me started on trying to view any linked article on Twitter on my smartphone. I mean, it doesn't rise to the level of crappy gelato, BUT ALMOST!
Wouldn't it have been easier to give $20 to Wonkette rather than creating and posting that screed? If it makes you feel better, your silliness has driven me to donate.
Well sometimes the damn pot helps people. Sorry, but it's true. It helps me a hell of a lot. It doesn't work for you. Fine. It works for a lot of people. So, more of the damn pot.
Kinda sad about Larry. Strange that they're axing him when there's so much crap on their channel not worth watching.
I have heard complaints about Disqus..
Here is the Secret: "Be nice to her, invite her for a neutral beverage/function, be trustworthy and stuff, suggest walking to nearby places so that you will be walking back in a twilight hour and then chat outside for too long, ACTUALLY ASK HER OUT (making it clear this is not a friend thing but a romance/attraction thing!). If she fails to respond, treat her as a friend and try a new lady. Keep trying the Secret until it works. Millions of users say its infallible!"
I heart you Rebecca....and damn now I have to pay some dough to prove it.....for all us old bitchy woman.
Rebecca - I've got an idea. It's a little fuzzy still but hear me out.
Instead of taking the Wonkette drinky thing to the losers readers, make them come drink with the Wonkette. Wonkette vacation time in beautiful Montana - complete with all the abuse, in person!
Back when Wonkette started using Intense Debate we had a legion of Brietbart trolls. It took ages to to get the place fumigated. Ugh.
Yes, but then does my wonkett still get paid? (Honest question.)
no.
As a $5/mo triple platinum level member, I think it is reasonable to suggest that you pay up you cheap mother fuckers as I'm sure the management is too polite to suggest although possibly not to think. If Sullivan could support himself and his lavish lifestyle through a paid blog then surely too can wonkette first family also (too).
Apparently every single website is now wholly dependent on browser-crashing ads. And don't get me started on trying to view any linked article on Twitter on my smartphone. I mean, it doesn't rise to the level of crappy gelato, BUT ALMOST!
Everything sux!!! Except for here, so I will donate some $$$$
Normally I don't have any problems with ads on this site, which is why I find it pretty funny that it crashed while I was reading this article.
Wouldn't it have been easier to give $20 to Wonkette rather than creating and posting that screed? If it makes you feel better, your silliness has driven me to donate.
If someone is paying to put their polls on your website, I hope they realize that the results will be Wonky.
I bought a tee-shirt in July and just clicked on the ads that didn't look like they would bite. Does that count?