It has been a month since the Presidential election exposed the rotting flesh of Dick Morris' underbelly, and he won't stand by idly while people call him a fool! Morris has just released a super in-depth analysis of why Mitt Romney lost on his ultra snappy website, and it's not that same old "he got less votes than the other guy" line you've heard from pundits who aren't as good at swimming in their own bullshit. It also isn't because minorities have increased their share of the vote - no, rest easy good citizens; Dick assures us whites are still important as ever if they'd just GET OUT AND VOTE. (Dick Morris is wrong.) But it is possible -- we're just asking -- that Dick Morris's real purpose in the election wasn't polling or punditing or whatever it was he thought he was doing, but rather was fleecing people who read Newsmax? People who read Newsmax ... like you???
Somebody wants your money for something, a book or a video or whatever, if you dig a few clicks deeper. They've been pimping that item for a year now, masquerading the ads as a "news" item.
The Almighty always answers prayer. Sometimes, though, the answer isn't "yes," but "die you evil commie die die die die."
Rich right-wing nuts scamming even richer right-wing nuts? Let the money flow ... it's the closest these assholes will ever come to stimulating the economy and creating jobs.
Incredible as it seems, the <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/11\/24\/nyregion\/in-manhattan-largely-blue-one-bright-spot-and-a-tie-for-romney.html" target="_blank">NYT reported</a> that &quot;Mr. Romney won a single Manhattan precinct outright, a stretch of Park Avenue near the Waldorf-Astoria, where six voters showed up and four chose the Republican. . . . Mr. Romney won unanimously in six other precincts, but altogether, 10 people voted in those precincts.&quot;
Got that? Seven precincts, sixteen votes cast. <i>In a fucking presidential election.</i> Real enthusiasm, there, from the rich white conservative demographic -- the ones whining most loudly about the results.
Meanwhile, <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/interactive\/2012\/11\/06\/us\/politics\/Election-Night-Photos.html#\/\?slide=6" target="_blank">in other neighborhoods</a>...
&quot;Whites Stayed Home And Re-Elected Obama&quot;
Dick&#039;s talents are bring wasted. He should write for a toilet paper company or a greeting card company that caters to the KKK.
Somebody wants your money for something, a book or a video or whatever, if you dig a few clicks deeper. They&#039;ve been pimping that item for a year now, masquerading the ads as a &quot;news&quot; item.
Is it my imagination, or are there an unusual number of Dicks in the GOP/Teagagger camp?
EDIT: That was a typo, but in this context, I&#039;m gonna leave it alone.
Without votes.
Wrong, and rich.
I try to be right (as in correct), and I&#039;m poor.
This is not my beautiful house.
The Almighty always answers prayer. Sometimes, though, the answer isn&#039;t &quot;yes,&quot; but &quot;die you evil commie die die die die.&quot;
good god. i made the mistake of clicking on dick morris&#039; site.
good god. dude writes like a 14 year old.
badly.
Editrix letting NewsMax provide us with hilariously snarkable material, right on the freaking Wonkette page? Brilliant!
Taking NewsMax&#039;s money in exchange for every one of our happy clicks? Priceless.
He&#039;ll be out of juvie in eight weeks.
Rich right-wing nuts scamming even richer right-wing nuts? Let the money flow ... it&#039;s the closest these assholes will ever come to stimulating the economy and creating jobs.
So long as Adelson and the Koch bros end up with less money, it&#039;s all for the better.
&quot;Γ°ΒΒΒ²Γ°ΒΒΒ€. <i><b>Thou shall not tax the rich.</i></b>&quot;
It was on that third tablet.
When you&#039;re getting Dicked like the GOP donors were, these are questions you want answered.
Mitt lost because he sold his soul to the wrong party.
Incredible as it seems, the <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/11\/24\/nyregion\/in-manhattan-largely-blue-one-bright-spot-and-a-tie-for-romney.html" target="_blank">NYT reported</a> that &quot;Mr. Romney won a single Manhattan precinct outright, a stretch of Park Avenue near the Waldorf-Astoria, where six voters showed up and four chose the Republican. . . . Mr. Romney won unanimously in six other precincts, but altogether, 10 people voted in those precincts.&quot;
Got that? Seven precincts, sixteen votes cast. <i>In a fucking presidential election.</i> Real enthusiasm, there, from the rich white conservative demographic -- the ones whining most loudly about the results.
Meanwhile, <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/interactive\/2012\/11\/06\/us\/politics\/Election-Night-Photos.html#\/\?slide=6" target="_blank">in other neighborhoods</a>...
This should be engraved in granite somewhere.