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Now it seems Trump's phone is being analysed for that day, so we'll actually be able to help Jim Jordan pinpoint his actual conversations. That will be a relief for him.

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I am so ashamed that this vile jockstrap is from my home town. We were probably born in the same hospital. smh

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All he had to do was pull up his call logs.

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Not unless you were born in the pig stall (apologies to sows everywhere.)

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I am so here for the day this sniveling little bitch is forced to testify I can almost taste it! Too bad it tastes like iced victory over a ball of shit, but hey, no complaints.

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hahaha OMG, good thing I didn't have any food in my mouth when I saw that!

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Plus back to back videos of him denying he ever said the election was stolen on one screen, and him saying it was on another (as well as documenting all his other lies). He'd probably start flipping tables to avoid responding.

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I am as pleased as a dog with two tails to see you!Your avatar reflects your attitude?

😁

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Gosh! (looks down, shuffles feet in humble bashfulness) I don't know what to say. As for my avatar, it tells you three things about me. 1) I was born in the year of the Rabbit in the Chinese zodiac; 2) I'm furious at the treasonous Rethuglicans who are not only trying to destroy our country* but are also trying to kill as many of their base as they can. ("Logic? We don' need no steenking logic." Rethuglican orthodoxy) Those who die may be Redumblicans, but they're still people and deserved better.; 3) My brain chemistry seems to be fucked all to hell as I've had problems with anger and rage since I was a kid. Double plus ungood, that. Hard on me, hard on my loving wife of 34 years, and just generally makes a hash of my existence. All thanks to my resident demon of twin aspects, the Vandal and the Thief, a.k.a. depression, that has resisted all my decades-long efforts to dislodge it. Sucks, huh. (window rattling sigh) So it goes as I muddle through each grey day. I have had my two Pfizer pfshots, so there's that, but that is offset by my wife having to deal with breast cancer and having to undergo an Unhappy Event 2.0, a second operation to remove lymph nodes on her right side where that sneaky bastard cancer found a narrow avenue out of the original tumor. Shit. Click on my user name and scroll through my posts to find the whole story.

I do hope that things are quantum levels better for you. Stay healthy, stay reasonably sane and vote out as many Rethuglicans as you can. Even though my home state of Missouri is rife with Redumblicans (the state's population may drop precipitously with all the idiot unvaccinated), MOAbsentee in St. Louis has done me a huge solid and lets me vote by email. They are also super nice people.

*Even though I have lived in Japan for 36+ years, the United States of America will always be near and dear to my heart. The United Stupids of America can all go fuck themselves.

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"Y'all Qaeda",LOL! Hadn't run into that one before. Absolutely hilarious!(and simultaneously horribly, horribly depressing...)

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I was concerned about your dealings with the Vandal and the Thief (my lifelong companion is the Black Dog, teeth and all). But for your wife to get 2.0 is dreadful...I will hold you both in my mind...thank you for sharing your story.This is an excellent time to be nowhere near MO. This whole ugly spell we are living under is no surprise, we have been warned by history over and over to change. Fear is a potent, crippling drug to a lot of people. I am holding the hope that this is the political and social equivalent to gastroenteritis...a nurse told me the only thing to do is let the body clear the problem, then concentrate on recovery, a very unpleasant reality that is part of progress. Kind of a gruesome analogy.

One thing my husband and I are grateful for is all the times we climbed in the car and drove to different parts of the US over the last 20+ years. We miss the scenery and the people a lot. I am still determined to go to Braggadocio MO, though....on our way to someplace else 😏

Take good care, both of you and tell those two scoundrels who lurk in your life to piss off! My Dog is still with me, but Prozac and good people keep him very quiet.

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Given how many horrific events he can't recall seeing, perhaps his name should be changed to Goldfish Jordan.

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Since I posted that question yesterday, Jordan's office and Johnson's office have issued denials, and no statement at all from Perry's office.

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Watching him crazily flailing around in a sinkhole full of his own flop sweat, that was quite a show.

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TrueI have the same issue with cat Hai carpet. No matter how much I vacuum.

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Ramen.

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