Forget about martinis with breakfast. Today we come to you from New York's East Village, where it's still last night for some of us. Thanks to some well-timed trips to the restrooms at Lit, it feels more like 2 in the afternoon. Well, we may be strung out, but we can still care about what's happening in our nation's capital, where the US Senate is poised to confirm Samuel Alito and undo 60 years' worth of progress, as the Democrats -- hell-bent on displacing the Whigs as the lamest party ever -- stammer from the sidelines. Or in the rest of the world, where the smashing success of President Bush's campaign to bring democracy to the Arab world is now obvious to all. We'll keep you posted.
When In Doubt, Mouth Off
When In Doubt, Mouth Off
When In Doubt, Mouth Off
Forget about martinis with breakfast. Today we come to you from New York's East Village, where it's still last night for some of us. Thanks to some well-timed trips to the restrooms at Lit, it feels more like 2 in the afternoon. Well, we may be strung out, but we can still care about what's happening in our nation's capital, where the US Senate is poised to confirm Samuel Alito and undo 60 years' worth of progress, as the Democrats -- hell-bent on displacing the Whigs as the lamest party ever -- stammer from the sidelines. Or in the rest of the world, where the smashing success of President Bush's campaign to bring democracy to the Arab world is now obvious to all. We'll keep you posted.