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Today's hed gif kitty could not be any more Monday if he tried. Source info here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/cat-just-cant-even-today

And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/6a19a187-be37-4e43-8267-5cb0b3299f07

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OK. Who spilled cat all over the kitchen?

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Some days you cain't hardly even get out of bed.

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That cat embodies how I feel today.

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Sleepwaking.

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This is the opposite of Rosie the Bonkers kitty.

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OMG!! Kitteh exhibits the properties of a quantum superfluid!

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With fuzzy logic.

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We use a variant called floofy logic.

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Kitteh Boxing Day, but then every day...

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is Kitteh Boxing Day. I wonder if the US will be home of the next "Boxer Rebellion."

Fuck Trump Figuratively!

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Thr National Association of Cardboard Manufacturors would like to remind you that we all will soon be living in cardboard boxes."

*...and we'd better not complain.

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And Elon Musk will sell us our curtain rods at $100 apiece.

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Say, ya know what Elmo should do with a curtain rod?

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Nothing that does not require heating it to at least 1000C.

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Linked to our brain implants.

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These guys called it back in the 80s. Living in a Box, by Living in a Box, off the album... wait for it! Living in a Box.

https://youtu.be/mHzfhU8t5i8?si=mqEXvKc9KmpW4nQz

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The Rock Hall of Fame should hang it's head in shame for neglecting those guys.

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Boneless cat, from Peanuts.

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"Now, if someone would bring my dish?"

Cats is cats

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Is slug.

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That cat is my spirit animal this morning.

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IK,R?

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Sliding out of the too-warm bed onto the nice cool floor, I guess.

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Woah, I didn't think you could import Liquid Cat to the EU, that must've cost a pretty penny!

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Kitten-cats do not recline.

Kitten-cats DECANT themselves comfortably.

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My car wouldn't start, so yeah, I'd like to be kitty in reverse.

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Calvin Broadus (aka Snoop Dogg) has been dead to me ever since he very publicly endorsed billionaire asshole Caruso over Karen Bass for the LA mayor’s race. 👎

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Ellison is right that AI and with endless data sharing from apps will mean the end to privacy. Time to stop AI in its tracks. And ban the stealing of customer data.

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So Harvard says that the program is now half pregnant.

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I'm beginning to believe that Governor Mike Dewine made a mistake in appointing Lieutenant Governor Jon Husted to JD Vance's Senate seat.

A horse would have been more appropriate.

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The Tech Bros Lost One TRILLION Dollars Today

https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/the-tech-bros-lost-one-trillion-dollars

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Just stop it. That's not proper usage of a box.

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Trump’s PCLOB Purge Risks Banning Meta, ExTwitter, Google, And Even Truth Social From Europe | Techdirt

https://www.techdirt.com/2025/01/27/trumps-pclob-purge-risks-banning-meta-extwitter-google-and-even-truth-social-from-europe/

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I hope that the Purity Ponies who sat out the election, voted for a 3rd party candidate, or voted for That Man over Gaza are happy.

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That Jackson Reffitt video.

Jesus Christ.

Just.

Jesus Christ.

This is where we are.

Fuck.

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Oklahoma Senator Introduces Bill to Make Porn Completely Illegal

https://www.404media.co/oklahoma-senator-dusty-deevers-porn-bill/

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Chief Corruption Prosecutor Resigns From Justice Dept. - The New York Times

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/27/us/politics/chief-corruption-prosecutor.html

http://archive.today/F7F9y

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Be wvery wvery quite

Chickenz is hunting

Da fog bots

*giggle/snort

😆😆😆

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Also: Getting messages from the Government Wide HR email box... All of us have been called back to work in the office starting (I think) February 24.

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WHO starts cutting costs as US withdrawal date set for January 2026

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/01/who-starts-cutting-costs-as-us-withdrawal-date-set-for-january-2026/

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