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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Today's hed gif kitty could not be any more Monday if he tried. Source info here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/cat-just-cant-even-today

And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/6a19a187-be37-4e43-8267-5cb0b3299f07

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eddi-SABH's avatar

OK. Who spilled cat all over the kitchen?

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Some days you cain't hardly even get out of bed.

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

That cat embodies how I feel today.

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Resource NW's avatar

Sleepwaking.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

This is the opposite of Rosie the Bonkers kitty.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

OMG!! Kitteh exhibits the properties of a quantum superfluid!

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

With fuzzy logic.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

We use a variant called floofy logic.

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weejee's avatar

Kitteh Boxing Day, but then every day...

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

is Kitteh Boxing Day. I wonder if the US will be home of the next "Boxer Rebellion."

Fuck Trump Figuratively!

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Menotsure's avatar

Thr National Association of Cardboard Manufacturors would like to remind you that we all will soon be living in cardboard boxes."

*...and we'd better not complain.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

And Elon Musk will sell us our curtain rods at $100 apiece.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Say, ya know what Elmo should do with a curtain rod?

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Nothing that does not require heating it to at least 1000C.

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Menotsure's avatar

Linked to our brain implants.

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

These guys called it back in the 80s. Living in a Box, by Living in a Box, off the album... wait for it! Living in a Box.

https://youtu.be/mHzfhU8t5i8?si=mqEXvKc9KmpW4nQz

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Menotsure's avatar

The Rock Hall of Fame should hang it's head in shame for neglecting those guys.

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Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

Boneless cat, from Peanuts.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"Now, if someone would bring my dish?"

Cats is cats

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tehbaddr's avatar

Is slug.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

That cat is my spirit animal this morning.

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JCfromNC's avatar

IK,R?

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JCfromNC's avatar

Sliding out of the too-warm bed onto the nice cool floor, I guess.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Woah, I didn't think you could import Liquid Cat to the EU, that must've cost a pretty penny!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Kitten-cats do not recline.

Kitten-cats DECANT themselves comfortably.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

My car wouldn't start, so yeah, I'd like to be kitty in reverse.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Calvin Broadus (aka Snoop Dogg) has been dead to me ever since he very publicly endorsed billionaire asshole Caruso over Karen Bass for the LA mayor’s race. 👎

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beb's avatar

Ellison is right that AI and with endless data sharing from apps will mean the end to privacy. Time to stop AI in its tracks. And ban the stealing of customer data.

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Queroloustwo's avatar

So Harvard says that the program is now half pregnant.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm beginning to believe that Governor Mike Dewine made a mistake in appointing Lieutenant Governor Jon Husted to JD Vance's Senate seat.

A horse would have been more appropriate.

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mvario's avatar

The Tech Bros Lost One TRILLION Dollars Today

https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/the-tech-bros-lost-one-trillion-dollars

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Dirty-Work's avatar

Just stop it. That's not proper usage of a box.

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mvario's avatar

Trump’s PCLOB Purge Risks Banning Meta, ExTwitter, Google, And Even Truth Social From Europe | Techdirt

https://www.techdirt.com/2025/01/27/trumps-pclob-purge-risks-banning-meta-extwitter-google-and-even-truth-social-from-europe/

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Major Kong's avatar

I hope that the Purity Ponies who sat out the election, voted for a 3rd party candidate, or voted for That Man over Gaza are happy.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

That Jackson Reffitt video.

Jesus Christ.

Just.

Jesus Christ.

This is where we are.

Fuck.

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mvario's avatar

Oklahoma Senator Introduces Bill to Make Porn Completely Illegal

https://www.404media.co/oklahoma-senator-dusty-deevers-porn-bill/

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Chief Corruption Prosecutor Resigns From Justice Dept. - The New York Times

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/27/us/politics/chief-corruption-prosecutor.html

http://archive.today/F7F9y

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Be wvery wvery quite

Chickenz is hunting

Da fog bots

*giggle/snort

😆😆😆

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Also: Getting messages from the Government Wide HR email box... All of us have been called back to work in the office starting (I think) February 24.

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mvario's avatar

WHO starts cutting costs as US withdrawal date set for January 2026

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/01/who-starts-cutting-costs-as-us-withdrawal-date-set-for-january-2026/

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